"Beauty is simply reality seen with the eyes of love." - Evelyn Underhill
DEDICATION: This one is for Eris_the_God. Thank you so much for the votes!
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"This is Westerden Op-"
"You. Me. Please. Eyes. Fix. Now. Solution."
"What is this, Scrabble?"
"No, this is Pictionary."
"Oh my cornea, stop!"
"Oh my cornea?"
"I've been preoccupied trying to fix your eyes that I've lost my sanity, okay?"
"And you fixing my eyes is something I appreciate very much, Mr Optometristan."
"God, not this again!"
"Change of subject, but I left my coat at your house."
"Oh, that was your coat?"
"Yeah, that was what I was trying to tell you on the roller coaster- but a particular peanutty optometristan started freaking out before I could say anything!"
"You were doing something that was totally not legal. By the way, you're an idiot!"
"Peanuts and sushi may break my bones, but insults will never hurt meeeeee!"
"I'll get Emily to return your keys to you, okay?"
"Totes McGoats."
"Second change of subject, but I think your 'bitchy and popular' persona has dissolved into the atmosphere by now."
"Like the clouds that I constantly faceplant into?"
"Exactly like that, Miss Retina."
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Eye Drops (#2)
Short Story"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
