"If a guy remembers the colour of your eyes after your first date, then you know you have small boobs." - Unknown
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"This is Wester-"
"Why haven't you finished packing, young man?"
"How did you know that I wasn't packing?"
"I didn't, you just confirmed it."
"Arghhh, why oh why did I get the gullible gene?!"
"You do know that you're moving in one day, right? Anyway, not that I'm trying to rush your departure or anything, but why are you still working if you're leaving?"
"Dad's taking care of all the flight details, so I'm doing his job before we leave."
"I can't believe you're going to Italy!"
"I can't believe I still don't know what you look like!"
"You know you can just Google me, right?"
"And get a whole bunch of celebrity Retinas? I'd rather not."
"I can't believe you're going to frickin' Italy!"
"I'm going to stuff my face with pizza and pasta!"
"Even when you're among your Italian amicis, remember that I still hate you."
"I hate you more!"
"I hate you most!"
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Eye Drops (#2)
Short Story"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
