"Those blue eyes had more darkness than any brown eyes I had ever seen before." - Unknown
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"So what did you want to tell me before you, you know, died tragically?"
"Hello, Peanut! How's your day going? Good? Mine too!"
"Fine, I'll play along."
"Play along with what?"
"Um, did you get peracute brain damage from the roller coaster?"
"No. At least, I don't think so!"
"You don't think so?"
"I don't not think so either."
"Double negatives?! Gasp! Scream! Crazily run around in wobbly circles! You've gotten brain damage!"
"Can I have some eye drops?"
"Bro, I don't think you need eye drops. You need a new brain."
"Huh?"
"Arghhh, how do I get her to snap out of it?"
"Snap out of what?"
"Oh, I know! Greasy, juicy, moist burgers dripping with wet oil and smothered in-"
"Ahhhhh! Oh my gosh! Nooooo!"
"Um, is she back to normal now? Let's see... Retina, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"Your face, you idiotic Peanut! What the frick are you even saying?!"
"Yay, she's back!"
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Eye Drops (#2)
Novella"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
