"I wish my eyes could take photos." - Unknown
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"This is Westerden Opto-"
"So, how's the Bob thing going?"
"Huh? Who's Bob?"
"I'll let you work that one out by yourse-
"Oh yeah! Bob! Bob's good! He says hi- er, again!"
"Yup, why don't like shake his imaginary hand and feed his imaginary turtle, too?"
"Imaginary?! Excuse you, you're being so rude to Mister Bob! He's extremely sensitive and easily offended, you know!"
"He's not real!"
"Neither are your hair extensions, but you still love them to pieces..."
"I- wha- how did you know I had hair extensions?!"
"Oh, Emily has been a very useful spy, my ignorant retina."
"That little- I knew that brat was up to something!"
"Um, she also wanted to pass on a message."
"So? How many light years is it going to take for you to tell me?"
"Patience is a virtue, little grasshopper."
"Oh, I don't want to listen to your lecture-y blabber crap!"
"Anyway, I don't really know what Em means by this-"
"Dude, she hates it when people call her E-"
"But she says that it's your turn."
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Eye Drops (#2)
Short Story"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
