Chapter 31: You're a Celebrity

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Izuku unlocked Tsuyu's and her siblings rooms before closing his laptop, "Alright lets get out of here." Himiko turned on the van and started driving down the street heading back to the warehouse, Tenya had lit another cigarette and was smoking causing the van to smoke up a bit making it hard to breath, "Do you really *cough* have to do that now?" Izuku asked, "It helps me calm down." He replied taking another hit, "That stuffs bad for you know, Tobacco kills more than six million people each year, translating to one smoking-related death every five seconds. That is a million more deaths than occurs each year as a result of HIV, tuberculosis, and malaria combined. Statistics suggest that 5.6 million children living today in the U.S. will die of a smoking-related disease. That is equal to one of every 13 children." Izuku and Tenya stared at the vampire girl in utter shock, "how hell do know that." "I was part of an anti smoking play back in elementry school where i had memorize all these facts about the costs of smoking, i now know tons of anti smoking facts." That made sense to them so they didn't pursue her knowledge and Tenya put out the cigarette, they sat in silence trying to stay awake until they got home where they could crash on the couch and pass out in peace but Himiko was slowly losing the energy to keep her eyes opened and started serving but luckly Izuku noticed this before anything bad happened, "Toga." "Huh what." "You should let me drive the rest the way back your way to tired and your starting to fall asleep at the wheel, also i don't think Mei would appreciate crashing her van." Himiko slowly pulled over on the side of the curb and hopped into the passenger seat letting Izuku takeover, he put the car in drive and hit his foot gently on the gas but he wasn't moving, suddenly the van was lifted off the ground and thrown down street crashing into a building.

"Uuuuuugh what happened?" The van was thrown upside down, Izuku and Himiko were hanging while Tenya was buried in an avalanche of equipment, Izuku unbuckled his and himiko's seatbelts and slowly crawled out of the van "GIVE UP VILLAINS YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME." The green haired boy didn't recognize the voice but it was definitly an american or some foreigner speaking Japanese from horrible it was, he slowly walked out the building and into the street but no one was there, "Look up." Izuku did what the voice said and looked in time to see the bottom of someone's boot go right into his face stomping him to the ground, once the foot was off his face he opened his eyes and saw the hero about to stomp again but this time rolled out of the way and activated his hidden wrist blade, "Your probably wondering who i am." The hero said striking a pose and began to hover in the air, "No not really, i kinda just want to go home and eat dinner." The hero seemed insulted at the comment and landed on the ground but struck differn't pose, "Your a rude a guy, i thought someone like the jigsaw killer would have a little more manners but i guess i was wrong." Izuku sighed, "fine do your introduction jeez." "Alright, I am CAPTAIN CELEBRITY A PRO HERO FROM AMERICA, MY QUIRK GIVES THE POWERS OF FLIGHT, ADVANCED STRENGTH AND INVICIBILITY FROM THINGS LIKE KNIVES AND GUNS SO YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST ME." With every three words Captain Celebrity said he struck a pose to go with he even started to lightly float again as he did, "Wow that is pretty impressive." Izuku said giving hive the a nice slow clap, "But please tell me is one of your quirks having eyes on the back of your head?" "Wait why." The hero turned to see a Himiko with a knife about to stab him, the knife went straight to his chest but the blade broke on contact, Himiko looked at the blade and then back at the hero who was not happy, "Shame nobody listens." With a flick of his wrist he back handed her a few feet and landing in some trash cans, "ouch."

"You thought you could beat me that easily than your surely mistakened." He turned around to face Izuku but he was gone, Captain celebrity was baffled by the discovery and looked around until he felt something pull on his cape, he looked over his shoulder and just enough to see Tenya kick him the face knocking him out of his hover, "Your done." Tenya said as he went in for another strike but the time Captain Celebrity was ready for him and grabbed his leg and used it to throw him right into Himiko who had just recovered from her backhand strike "Alright that's two where's the third one?" After asking that he felt someone tap on his shoulder and Celebrity immediately went for a back hand strike but as he turned around he was suprized to see the boy duck his strike and was moving in close, Izuku spat out some grew liquid into the heroes eyes, "Ahhhh it burns." The hero hollard in pain as the boy pulled out a rovolver and shot him in both of his legs, he fell to the ground grasping his knees and rolled around in pain, "Nice try Skyline but this fight is over." Izuku said saying the heroes real last name making him have a shocking realization, "You, you knew who was from the start?" "Of course i did and i knew your quirk too, it was rather simple beating it despite how powerful it is all i had to do was use my new weapon Mist, as you can tell it blinds but it also gives you a burning sensation and while you were dealing with that you couldn't focus on activating your quirk allowing me took shoot you." The three Jigsaw started to surround him preparing there fists, "Also those bullets i shot you with, there infused with a quirk erasing drug so good luck flying away."

The hero tried desperatly to activate his quirk but nothing was happening, "He told you not to try it's pointless." Himiko said stepping on the heroes hand, "He's seen your face does that mean we have to kill him?" Tenya asked kicking the hero in side, Izuku started removing the quirk bullets from his gun and put in a regular bullet, "Does this answer your question?" Captain Celebrity couldn't see what they were doing but he did recognized the sound of a cocking gun, "Wait please i have a kid on the way." *Bang* the heroe's brains sprayed all over the payment, "Yeah we did it we killed the hero" Himiko celebrated, "No time to celebrate we got to get out of here, grab as much shit from the van as fast as you can." Izuku and Tenya quickly ran into the building and started pulling out as much stuff as they could carry, "Wait why are we rushing Izuku?" "Because where there's one hero there's bound to be more not to far away, were not epuiped to take on a whole legion hell if i didn't have the mist we would still be fighting Captain Celebrity over there, so grab some stuff and lets get the hell out of here quick." Together they took as much stuff as the could carry and headed into the sewers where no heroes would run into them.

(Meanwhile at the UA Dorms)

Mei was heading to the class 1A dorms as fast as she could, she was just finishing up a baby when she had gotten a text from Nora saying to meet her there because some of the kids wanted to talk to them about new designs for there hero suits, she was so excited that she grabbed as much graphing paper and sketching pencils as she could possibly hold and headed out the door. She entered the dorm and headed straight to the common room where Nora told her to go but she felt something was off, she turned the corner and "SUPRISE." Alot of the girls and some guys had gotten together and decided to throw a huge baby shower, Nora grabbed Mei by the arm and pulled her to the couch but she mainly did it because she knew Mei would try to run away or talk her way out of it, "Now i know your upset that i lied but some of the girls and guys wanted to throw you a baby shower as a thank you for all you've done and for being a friend." Mei thought about for a little bit and decided this isn't that bad she's just getting a head start the necessities of taking care of a baby, with that thought in mind she took a deep breath and put on a smile, "Thank you, this is really nice." The next half hour she was bombarded with questions like what sex she wants the baby and what name she was thinking about if it's a boy or a girl which were the easy ones the hard ones required a little bit more creativity "So Mei how did you meet your boyfriend?" Kendo asked, "Well it's kind of a long story." "Please tell us were dying to know." Mei quickly thought of a fake story to tell and hoped they would buy into it, "It was around a year and half ago i think, i was asking this local tire factory if i could use some of there unwanted tires for the rubber and they told me to get lost, as i was about to walk out Izuku approached me and told me to meet him behind the factory around nine and he would have a bunch for me. I did what he said and met him that night, we soon got to talking and found we had alot in common and one thing led to another and we started dating, and we've been in love ever since."

Everyone in the room was blushing and squeling like 12 year olds at a slumber party talking about who they have a crush on, "Who's ready for cake?" Sato said coming into the room holding a huge multi layered choclate cake with pink icing making everyone droul "That looks delicous sato cut me a slice." "Not yet Yui Mei gets the first piece." After the cake was all handed out and eaten it was time for presents which mostly consisted of Diapers, toys and clothes for the baby but Momo went all out with a stroller with extra comfy seating, despite not wanting to be here Mei was actually have some fun and it was to know people cared for her enough to get her these gifts. She was just about done putting the gifts in a neat pile when Pony noticed something on the side of Mei's right breast, "Hey Mei what's that on your boob?" Mei quickly looked down and immediatly covered herself (Mei's just wearing her usaul tank top) "It's nothing." Everyone knew she was hiding something and they wouldn't take no for an answer so they teased and begged, "What is it?" "Is it a tatoo?" "Is it something sexual?" "Did you get hurt working on one of your inventions?" "Did you get into a fight?" "Is it something caused by the baby?" Mei tried to answer them but every time she tried to answer someone else would pressure her to tell what's on her breast, "Come on Hatsume just tell us." They all yelled finally breaking her "IT'S A SCAR FROM WHEN I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF ALRIGHT." Mei bursted out in tears and ran out of the room.

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