1 Unread Message - A Pansmione tale

Sweetie

Anonymous : I have a sharp pain in my chest. Help me!

Pansy Parkinson : Who is this?

Anonymous : Look at my contact

Pansy Parkinson : It just says Anonymous!?

Anonymous : And anonymous i shall remain

Pansy Parkinson : Who uses shall? What kind of person are you?

"Merlin's beard! Ginny!!!!" I yelled frantically , "I need your help!!!!!"

"What is it Hermione?" she asked curiously.

"I stuffed up! Bad!" I showed her the phone and she shrugged.

"Do you want me to fix it for you?"

"Yes please, and could you teach me how to text type? i was reading about it and it said that most people don't use correct grammar when texting!" I said, handing her the phone. She started typing and handed it back to me a few seconds later.

Anonymous : It's all part of my plan to deceive you

Pansy : Ugh.

Anonymous : Ugh yourself, sweetie.

Pansy: Ugh

Anonymous: Can I call you sweetie?

Pansy : Ugh no.

anonymous : But you're so sweet!

Anonymous : definitely calling you sweetie, sweetie

I sat back on my heels. That was enough texting for one day. I don't want to overdo it, I'll just let her mull over that for a little while. Anyway, I have to go to Advanced Extension Transfiguration now, my career as a professor won't just create itself.

Pansy's PoV

I sat down on the edge of my bed and stared at my phone, ignoring Luna's knowing looks. I had figured out how to view and respond to messages, and as much as I pretended to be indifferent, I thought that my anonymous messenger was quite sweet really. My thoughts drifted to who would think my stubbornly straight black hair and my pale, sickly complexion was pretty. Draco? It would be worth asking I guess, and if it wasn't him  he could help me figure out who it was. Blaise? Nah, he's too busy being in love with Ron to look twice at me. Maybe Ron? He just broke up with Hermione and rumour has it that he has fallen out with Lavender? Even if it was I'd never go near him ; he's too much of a douche bag. It couldn't be a girl could it? Nobody knows about my lesbian inner though... hmm

" Are you thinking about Hermione?" Luna's dreamy voice managed to echo somehow, even in a carpeted room .

"what? No of course not! I was thinking about how Ron was such a douche bag to - oh never mind,"

Luna chuckled to herself, knowing she had got it right. I relented and said, "Fine.... I have a crush on Hermione Granger but she can't now that so you aren't allowed to tell her or anyone else, and then somebody is messaging me sweet little nothings and calling me sweetie and I'm trying to figure out who it is, because it can't be Hermione for three reasons. One, she is straight. Two, even if she wasn't why would she like me. Three, nobody knows I am gay."

"except for me, and I figured it out pretty darn quick."

"Yeah, I suppose"

A/N 400 reads!!!!!!! Yasss!

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