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She looking at me shocked and I just looking at her blank faced .
Imma be a dad .
Like real shit a dad .
A dad that's me .
" you said what ?"
" I said all these said positive and or have two very bold lines ."
" well damn and here I though I was just getting fat ."
" the digital on say 3-4 months ."
" 3 4 wha ." She said cranking her neck forward.
" you heard me ."
" so we real life finna be parents."
" yea baby ."
" damn damn damn ." She said hitting her fist on the counter .
I just stalefaced her cause the hell she mean .
" I'm just playin baby don't look at me like that ."
" yea better be playin .
". I'm real life finna have your baby . "
" nah for real ."
" nah for fake actually ." She said stale facing me .
I just mugged her back cause who she think she is .
" oooo you know we're gonna have to find a way to tell the rest of them ."
" do we have to ?"
" yes zay their family matter fact the only family me and you have ."
" damn ."
" ain't no damn help me think of a way to tell them ."
" ion know wlak up to them and say your pregnant or sum."
" boring bitch ."
" me boring ?"
" yes ."
" I'll show yo ass boring ."
" nah you good gang ."
" who the hell is your gang ?"
" you nigga duh ."
" you must be talking to a damn ghost cause I'm far from your gang ."
" nah you gang ."
I grabbed her by the neck so we were face to face .
" find your someone else to play with cause I'm not the one I'll real life hurt you ."
" I was just playing damn ."
" better be lil mfker."
" mcht- anyways I was thinking we could wait till I got a little bigger then post it on insta and tag them ."
" simple I fucc with it I mean you could barely tell you pregnant right now don't even got a bump for real ."
" of course you do but It's different with everyone my mom ain't start showing with me till she was around 6 months for some reason ."
" oh hell ."
" what ?"
" yos ass gon be moody as fucc - nvm ion want the kid no mo ."
" imma beat your ass zaymani."
" I'm just playing dont do too much ."
Her phone started ringing and she picked it up after seeing the contact name .
" Heyy ."
Who the hell .
" nah nah I been good how bout you ?"
Why she care ?
" I ain't been up to much really what about you ?"
WHO the hell she talking to ?
I felt a mug come on my face before I relaxed my face.
" um I'll check if I'm busy that day and we'll see cause I would really love to."
Love to what ?
The fucc .
" alright just text me when ever ."
" yea love you too bye." She said hanging up
Love you ?
She cut the call and put her phone down and started to keep talking to me about the baby and shit and how ths baby room would be in the 2 bedroom since it's connected to our room and how the 3rd room is gonna be used for all his or her extra shit .
I'm just stuck on who she was talking to .
You know what maybe I'm tripping .
" why the 3rd room ?" I asked so she knew I was still listening.
" cause that room is the farthest one and it low key has room in it so the baby get the room thats like the perfect size for a whole nursery type set up and the 3rd one could hold all his or her extra diapers, wipes , toys , clothes so it's not crowded all in our room or his or hers ."
" ohhh ."
" ooo baby we're having a gender reveal i don't care I don't care ."
" that's coo with me ."
" bluu cousin could get us all the shi to plan it and shi cause she do planning and stuff right so basically I already have her number so I'll text her when it's close to the time and then we'll have a gender reveal and it's gon be so cute ."
She doing a shit lot of talking but hell I understood whatever she was telling me and all that shi .
After she just talked her damn head off we went to go shower and just went to go head to sleep .
