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Seb: Ooh, something from Doogie. And there's footage.
Garry: What is it?
Seb: First ones my favorite. We gotta react to the video of you doing the chicken dance.
Garry: Nooo... do we have to?
Irl Seb: Yes.

(Garry's full design is still in the works, so imagine a bald 17-year old dude doing this.
Estella edited it just to spite Garry here)

Seb: Pffft.. hahaha! Estella, I owe you one! Oh my god, hahahahaa!
Garry: Why is this a thing?
Irl Seb: Dunno, but it's hilarious. Hah!
Garry: Can we skip to the next one?
IRL Seb: Once Seb's done laughing.

Garry: Meme Reactions? This shouldn't be too bad. There's probably tons of memes dedicated to me.
Seb: I wouldn't say that, Garry.

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Seb: A Derp SSundee meme? Haven't seen these in a while.
Garry: Hey! Cobblestone isn't life! I am!

Seb writes something down, and an incredibly buff Derp SSundee appears.

Derp SSundee: What did you say about cobblestone?!
Garry: Oh no...

Derp SSundee smashes a cobblestones block on Garry's knees, and leaves.

Garry: Why do you do this to me...?

Uploader: Sheet Music Boss

Starting mark:
Seb: This isn't so bad.
Garry: I'll admit, this is a nice jingle. Why is it a meme again?
Seb: It's more of a meme song.

Around the 1:42 Mark

Seb: E. What does it mean anyways here?
Garry: It obviously means Garr-E!

Seb facepalms.

1:49 Mark:
Seb: What the-?! What is that charting?! And it only gets worse.

At the end:
Garry: I feel like my life flashed before my eyes...
Seb: I'm gonna cut it there...

Seb: Anyways, Doogie and Estella have a question for you.
Garry: For me? What is it?
Seb (Reading off note): Were you always bald with weak knees? Pfff...
Garry: My knees aren't weak. Never have. Never will be. And I had gorgeous blond locks!
Seb: He actually did have blond hair. I've seen the pics. He went bald when he was 7. And his knees were always weak.
Estella (Offscreen): I knew it. I KNEW IT. PC owes me thirty bucks!
Garry: Seriously, Seb?

Seb: And that's all we've got! If you'll excuse me, I gotta stop Baldy McNoNoseHair from getting killed by PC.

The camera shuts off.

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