PC and Ruby are sleeping together, when a loud crashing noise wakes them up.
PC: The f*ck?
Ruby: What's going on..?
PC opens the door to the living room, and witnesses the craziest scene ever: A large brown bull is running around the room, with the PC Doll, Coral, and the Seb Plushy riding it.
PC: WHAT THE-?!
The Bull, seeing PC's red pupils, charges at them, and rams them into the wall.
PC: You piece of beef jerky!
PC Impales the Bull repeatedly, turning it into steaks. After killing the Bull, PC turns around to face the three dolls.
PC: Why. The hell. Would you BRING A MOTHERF**KING BULL INTO THE HOUSE?! ARE YOU F*CKING MENTAL?!
As PC Speaks, their body becomes more covered with black goo, their tentacles sharpen, etc.
PC Doll: Put a cork in it, Simp!
The Seb Plushy simply teleports PC away.
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Seb Plushy: How much can you handle?!
PC Doll, drunk: Don't question me, BigMouth!
Seb Plushy: You are seriously wasted... You know I don't even have a mouth!
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Estella: How do you handle those two?
Estella points at the PC Doll and Coral.
Seb Plushy: To be fair, they DID annoy me at first, but eventually, they became like siblings to me.
Yes, the Seb Plushy thinks of the PC Doll and Coral as siblings.
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Coral: Are you sure you can host these things while PC's on vacation.
Seb Plushy: Relax! The PC Doll knows what it's doing!
PC Doll: Yeah! I got this!
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Coral: You know the saying, "Go for the gold"? I found the gold. So what now?
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Coral: Truth or Dare?
PC Doll: Truth.
Coral: Did you steal Psy's wallet?
PC Doll: I mean, Dare.
Coral: I dare you to return Psy's wallet.
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