If Canon Seb was in Sabotage

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John, over Loudspeakers: Well, we know the drill, so might as well get to it.
Seb: I'll be up when it's time...

Seb grabs a notepad from his nightstand, and writes a note down.

John, over Loudspeakers: Huh. Made a mistake. We've still got two hours left before the day starts.
Seb: Eh, it's fine...

Seb falls back asleep.
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Seb: Tasks today... lemme-

Reset Breakers: 0/7

Seb: Oh, hell no.

Seb writes a note down, and the task completes itself.
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Katie is busy cooking, when Seb enters.

Seb: Hey, Katie. What's up?
Katie: Not the time, Seb.
Seb: Is it ever the time with you? Anyways, I had a make burger task, and-
Katie: Just use that cutting board over there, and keep off the pots for lunch, got it? And don't you even think about stealing my Pocket Kitchen Knives again.
Seb: I won't.

Seb grabs a stool, hops onto it, and checks the recipe.

Seb: Okay... Bun, then tomato, then burger.... Then lettuce...

As Seb is assembling the burger, the entire thing, down to the cutting board, explodes in his face.

Seb: Ow.
Katie: The hell?!
Seb: I guess the results were a bit-
Katie: Don't you dare finish that joke. Just get out.
Seb: You sure-
Katie: Get out!

Seb turns invisible.

Katie: I guess that works.

The spice rack next to the stove vanishes.

Katie: HEY!
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Willie and Koen walk into their bedroom, only to find Koen's bed has vanished.

Willie: The hell?
Koen: Not again...

Seb and Mooni are chuckling at their expense.
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John, after yelling at Seb: Just do everyone's tasks... Do that, and I'll forget about this...
Seb: And...

Seb writes down "All tasks then complete themselves".

Seb: Done!

John's task list turns green.

John: I guess that works?!
Seb: See ya!

Seb spins his beanie on his finger, leaving.
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