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Ft. My friends OC's.

Seb enters his house and finds SpectrallyBlack rummaging around his fridge.

Seb: What are you doing here?
SpectrallyBlack: I wAnt WafFle FrIes.
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Escape Rooms AU
(Inspired by Aesthethic_Cherry )
Guest Character: Garry

PC: Hey, Ruby?
Ruby: What happened, dear?
PC: You know how they say "You are What you Eat?"
Ruby: Yeah..?
Seb: Oh, boy.
PC: Well, if we start tonight, I could be you by morning~
Garry: (Wheezes)
Ruby (Flustered): What the hell, PC?!
Garry: Do they do this often?
Estella: How much do you wanna bet for "yes"?
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Estella: Hey, Seb. Have you ever heard a goat screaming?
Seb: I haven't. Why?

Estella throws a frying pan at Garry, hitting the knees. As a result, the latter screams like a goat.

Estella: Now you have.
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John places down a +4 Card. Genesis places down an Ace of Spades.

John: Your move, Seb.
Seb: What are we even playing?
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(Inspired by Aesthethic_Cherry)

PC: Sometimes, I wonder if I have any actual friends other than Ruby.
Parasite: What am I to you, a roach?!
Seb: I dunno! Are you?
PC: (Wheezes)
Seb: No, seriously. Is it?
PC: No. My parasite is basically a slime ball with claws and red eyes.
Seb: It really is a slimeball, eh?
PC: (Wheezes even harder)
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