PAB: Here's a little thought experiment. If you were given a box of everything you lost, what would it have?
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Soul Veteran: My sense of purpose would be great to have back.
Soul Captain: I knew I lost my potential somewhere!
Soul Girlfriend: Mental stability, guys! That's where it's at!
PAB: Can you three lighten up a bit...?
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The Plushy Gang playing Monopoly (Travel Edition)
PCD rolls a 5.
SP: Oooh, welcome to Rapa Nui!
PCD: Hah! As if!
PCD proceeds to land on Rapa Nui. Suddenly, a giant Moai Statue rises from the floor, pushing the house up.
Coral: Hey, guys...? Did... Did either of you two feel something shaking...?
...
SP and PCD: Nah.
Coral: Probably my imagination, then. Wake me up when it's my turn... zzzzz...
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Seb: Okay, but why is it that deliveries on a boat are called cargo, and deliveries on a car are called a shipment?
Aria: Seb, please, just sleep...
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Seb and Garry are messing with a hacky sack, only for Seb to kick it into a tea mug. Selina picks it up, and starts drinking the tea. Upon getting the hacky sack, she actually manages to swallow the thing.
Selina: Ah, now that's tea!
Garry: We are so dead.
Seb: Yep...
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Garry: When you said "Magical Night", this wasn't what I expected.
Hari: Is this your card? (Pulls out a 7 of spades)
Garry: HOW?!
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Garry walks into the house, battered, beaten, and bruised.
Psy: Holy Sh-t, what happened to you?
Garry: Well...
A flashback depicts Garry subtly flipping a guy off for taking the last can of Crit-a-Cola via doing a trumpet impression.
Guy: How dare you use jazz against me?!
One beat down later...
Garry: I don't remember.
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