"Glory To Mankind" (On Hold)

Buddha vs. Zerofuku (Part 2)

Music Up Top: Pick Up The Phone - Travis Scott (Remix)

I need Göll to shut the fuck up. She's complicating me writing for how much she talks omg- I don't hate her I swear. But she needs to shut the fuck up-

So do you, Ares. I don't mean any ill intent for you, but PLEASE-

Maybe I need a break from writing oml-

- Back To The Story -

"Hm..." Zerofuku stretched his arms above his head smiling faintly. "Twisting... and turning..." He mumbled. "Hm...? But don't you think think there's something... a little bit off...?" He twisted his head to the side, his bones popping. Everyone stayed silent. "... Tch. You're not even paying attention." Zerofuku seemed to click his tongue. "Just like always, you Human meatbag..." He mumbled. The male then began to twist and pull at his arm, making it thin. "'I'm gonna turn you into mincemeat'? No... 'Burn you into a crisp'? No... 'Dice you'? 'Execute you'? 'Murder you'..." Something had suddenly formed in his hands. It looked like a large axe. "Hm... Yeah... Murder's got a nice ring to it..."

"Th-There was a God this sinister in Valhalla...?!" Ares questioned. "So that's the God I've heard rumors of... Zerofuku..." Hermes mumbled. "Z-Zero-?" Ares looked towards him, only to see the sinister grin over his face. "Out of disaster... can come blessings... It seems as if round 6... was a fateful matchup..." Hermes spoke.

Heimdall slowly took a few steps back.

(Th... This guy just screams crazy!! -Heimdall)

His phone suddenly started to buzz, making him flinch. He then checked it, only to sigh. "From the higher ups... That scared me..." He mumbled. Heimdall's eyes had then widened once he saw the list change.

(G... Get out of here... -Heimdall)

His eyebrows then furrowed as he opened his coat, now taking another Gjallarhorn out.

(Both contestants... are completely out of field... If anything goes wrong... it's not my problem!! -Heimdall)

He raised his Gjallarhorn to his lips.

"Er, uh, with that now out of the way again, on Humanity's side this time... The Buddha!!!!"

Humans seemed to cheer as he kept his staff over his shoulders.

Mankind's Representative for Round 6: Buddha

"And on the Gods' side, we have... Bishamonten? Nay!! The Seven Lucky Gods? Nay!! Nay!! Introducing the new and improved... Zerofuku!!"

The male faintly grinned, clenching at his axe.

The Gods' Representative for Round 6: Zerofuku

"And now, fight!"

"It's finally getting started..."
"How will this turn out...?"

"'Zero'... That's what he was talking about..." Göll mumbled.

("It'll be the death penalty with 'Zero'." -Göll)

"I mean, what's the deal with Zerofuku?" She questioned. "Like... any number of Gods combining seems insane!" The Valkyrie turned to Brunhilde. "No... The Seven Lucky Gods were only a temporary form... This is my first time seeing it all as well, but... Zerofuku is indeed... their original form..." She answered. "Th-Their original form-?" Göll questioned. "He looks way more demonic than any other God I've seen before... Just look at his horns!" She pointed to the male's horns, which were twisted to the side instead of upwards. "In the beginning, Zerofuku was a kind God. He dispended fortune wherever he went. However..."