Theres an alien in my f#king bed... ☆~CREEK~☆

Chapter 23: Ignore me

School. It sucks more than a thousand suns! It sucks more than that time I broke my middle finger! It sucks more than- Actually nothing can compare to how horrible todays gonna be. When i woke up I figured I should talk to Tweek but I couldnt. The words were caught in my throat and I felt my face grow hotter with each attempt to speak so Tweek ran off screaming and I.... Am at school. Kinda of... Avoiding Tweek. I left without breakfast just so I could and now im fucking starving.

Kenny runs up to me. "Dude! Tweek and Clyde fucking ran a car int-"

"Dont mention Tweek. Please."

He thinks for a second. "Drunk sex? Poor guy. It happens..." What- He pats my shoulder.

"Dude no! We made out a bit but we did not have se- Oh goddamnit!!"

Kenny smirks. I have the overwhelming erg to punch him right here right now. "Ooohhh potential smut story??"

I walk faster. "No! Any wattpad story not starring you should have 0 smut."

"Eheh I smell SMUT UP AHEA-"

I turn around and cover his mouth. "Just stop Kenny!!"

"Mph mrf mm?"

"No, I dont want anyone to know!!" I whisper yell. Hes really getting on my nerves. I start to walk again.

He runs up to me. "Alright fine. I can keep quiet. I can keep a secret dude. Thats easy. Im like the secret keeper, man!" He starts skipping.

Oh fuck here comes Butters. Maybe if I walk away from them I can avoid thirdwhe-

"Butters youll never believe this! Craig and Tweek made out!"

"Oh hamburgers! Is that true Craig?"

I want to fucking kill Kenny. He should DIE. "DUDE."

Kenny flinches. "Wha- Oh... Oops..?"

"Just dont tell anyone else you fucking gay, dick sucking slut!!" I walk away from them.

Im pissed off now. It only gets worse when I hear Kenny shout a "Thanks! I wont!" from behind me. That wansnt a fucking compliment!

I eventually calm down and start walking slower. I probably look like an angry lunatic right now. I put my hands in my pockets and try and think. Kyle was right. Kissing a guy would definitely help me realize im fucking gay. I dont want to be gay. Theres nothing wrong with being gay but- I- Fuck what am I supposed to do?! Wait... Tweek. Tweeks making me gay. If I stop all contact with Tweek I wont have gay feelings and I wont be gay anymore! Man im so smart this is gonna be a breeze.

~♡(♡)~

TWEEK

Clydes been apologizing for yesterday. Im not really listening because ME AND CRAIG KISSED LIKE A LOT AND NGHHHHHH

"Tweek youre pulling your hair. Are you still mad?" He seems really worried... I should tell him- No! He'll make fun of me o-or Craig! Or- "Tweeeeeeek.... Im sorryyyyyyy"

Im doing it.

I grab his shoulders and look at him in his eyes. "I stuck my tongue in Craigs mouth."

He blinks and scrunches up his face. "...What?"

"I did. I stuck it in there. And he stuck his in mine and they swirled around together."

He looks away from me. "I-I um- What-"

"And he put his hand up my shirt an-"

"I dont wanna hear all the details of you and Craig having SEX!!"

AGH! I quickly cover his mouth NO ONE ELSE CAN KNOW! "Clyde no one can KNOW!! Look... We didnt have sex. We only kissed with our tongues. Its driving me crazy cuz it made feel good and thats bad I dont know whats gonna happen now! WHAT IF HE STOPS TALKING TO ME!? ꉣꌚꀗꂦꉣꌚꀗꂦ!!!"

Clyde sighs and puts his hand on my shoulder. "He wont ignore you. If anything im sure he'll probably pretend it never happened. If I know anything about Craig its that he wont ignore you unless you piss him the fuck off and im sure you didnt do that right?"

I shake my head. I mean he kissed me first! He put his hand up my shirt! He swirled his tongue in-

"Oh there goes now! Hey Craigy!"

Craig! He waves at Clyde. I should say hi too! Its gonna be okay! Clyde said so!

I wave to Craig. "Hi Craig!"

He looks at me faces forward then continues walking.

Never.

Trust.

Clyde.

ꂦꀗ.

"ggggYYAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" I grab my hair and pull so so ꉣꌚꀗꂦ hard its hurts it hurts everyones LOOKING AT ME- Oh .. "I-I pulled out my hair!!"

Clyde looks in the direction Craig went. "Holy crap. He did not just do that."

He DID. Oh god how long is he gonna ignore me for?! WHY IS HE IGNORING ME IN THE FIRST PLACE??! WHAT-

Beep beep beep

Everyone looks at me. Clyde recognizes that noise. "Shit. janitors closet- Go go GO!!"

꒒ꂦꌅꁅ ꍩꂠꈼꁅ ꒒ꀗ ꁲꅏ!!!!!!!!