Ugh.... I feel like I died twice... Where am I..? The last thing I remember was Bebe tasing me... Bitch.
"Craig...?"
What is that? So... beautiful...
"Are you an angel..?"
"What? Um- Ack! No..."
My eyes snap completely open.
Tweek!? I look around. This is some futuristic movie shit. Everything is made out of metal. The floors the walls. Im in what seems to be a bedroom... Why the fuck would a bedroom be made out of metal. Where the fuck am I.
"Craig are you okay!??"
Tweek... Tweek! Alien! Ship! Alien Spaceship!
"Oh my god what am I doing here?! I thought you said your ship was destroyed! Why is there a bedroom in here?!"
"Calm down!! The helicopter crashed and you all died! I had to bring you all back!"
Helicopter- Forget it. Theres a fucking Alien in front of me and im in a fucking ship. Why am I worried about a random ass helicopter? This is South Park. Jesus had a drinking contest with Satan last week(and lost).
"Your ship. Why is it a bedroom?"
Tweek twitches and tugs on his antenna. "Oh god you're not ignoring me you're TALKING to me-"
"Focus." I snap my fingers in his face. "Your ship."
"Right! Ngh! Its the ꈜꊿꅐꁅ꒦ thats totalled!"
"....The what."
"The ꈜꊿꅐꁅ꒦."
"Saying it a second time did not help. What the fuck is it?"
"A machine for converting any of various forms of energy into mechanical force and motion."
"An engine?"
"No, a ꈜꊿꅐꁅ꒦."
"Tweek I cant-"
"Say... ꈜꊿꅐꁅ꒦... Say it."
"Fuck you. Im alive, im leaving..."
"Guh?!"
I get up and walk away, not really sure where im going. Everything here is like a house. I see a kitchen, a living room. If it wasnt for the weird machine shits around here and the metal... Almost everything.. I would say this is a regular non-alien house. This is a little like that old barbie show just less pink.
"Craig wait!!"
Ah Tweek. I cant wait. I thought he was a beautiful angel so now in back at square one. I need more time to be free of this gay crush on him.
"Fuck you."
"Im sorry...."
"Uh huh." I flip him off.
"CRAIAIUUIUGGGGGGGGGGG WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!" I cringe. That hurt my ears. I turn to Tweek since I really have no choice. "ITS BEEN 2592000 SECONDS AND YOU HAVENT SAID A WORD TO ME AT ALL!!!! IM REALLY SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO STICK MY TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH OR-OR SLEEP IN YOUR BED I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET YOU TO TALK TO ME AGAIN AND I HAVENT HAD COFFEE IN 5 FUCKING HOURS!!!!!!!!!"
Tweek grabs his hair and pulls so so hard. At least he isnt pulling his antennas..? Speaking of his antennas, I watch them turn a series of colors before sticking to one Tweek hadnt told me about yet. Gray. His hands sort of... Sharpen and stick into his head, leaking pink stuff....
"Tweek are you okay...? Look um- Im sorry for ignoring you its um.... I cant tell you why."
"NNNNGGHHHHHHHH WHY WHY NOT I SAID I WAS SORRY IM SORRY"
"But you didnt do anything!"
That makes Tweeks eye twitch then hus pupils turn into slits. Okay this is really freaky im out. Ohhh but its Tweek I cant leave Tweek this isnt Cartman or Kenny or Kyle or Stan this is all me and im not like those assholes so im gonna deal with it before it gets worse. Ignoring Tweek was a stupid idea... Hes an ALIEN with little to no experience with humans! All he knows is that humans suck and are fucking greedy which is fucking true. Right now hes trusting me, a "terrible human" with his literal life. Bebe, Butters, Kenny and Clyde are all blonde idiots. They cant care for this blonde idiot. If I want to shove these feelings to the side ill have to do it with Tweek right next to me.
"CRAAAAIIIGGGGG"
Ah shit. While i was silently going over my shitty mistakes, Tweek grew larger. Good thing this ship is big..?
"Tweek im sorry for Ignoring you!"
"NGGHHHH" He grabs his arms starts violently scratching them, leaking out more pink shit. Gross and terrifying.
"Tweek STOP! Is it coffee? Do you want coffee??!"
"CcooFfeEe!!!!"
Thats it! These must be alien withdrawals. Freaky.
"Yeah thats what you want! Ill be back im gonna-"
"DONT LEAVE ME AGAIN!!" My gaze softens. Hes crying. Im making him cry. I made him cry. A lot.... "I DONT WANNA BE ALONE I- ACCKKK! I WAS ALONE THE FIRST TIME PLEASE CRAIG!"
I pull out my phone and text Bebe. Kennys poor, Clydes a dumbass, Butters is probably grounded. Bebe would be the best way to go if I need coffee taken over here.
"Im not leaving okay? I promise. Just... Just stop growing."
ME: Buy coffee. Take to ship.
ME: Now.
ME: Or im telling Wendy youre using all of us for shoes.
ME: Also Tweeks going through alien withdrawals theres that.
BlondeBITCH: WTF I JUST GOT HOME IS HE OKAY???
ME: Ask him yourself.
"Tweek say cheese!"
"COFDEE"
ME: *sent an image*
BlondeBITCH: OH My GOS
She'll be here soon I hope. Tweeks getting worse. The pink stuff splats onto my face. Hes biting himself now.
"Tweek stop! Youre getting alien fluid all over me."
"IM SO SCARED CRAIG.... I-IM SO SCARED!"
I sigh and walk over to him. I take his hands away from his skin and hug him.
"Its okay... Coffee is coming....."
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Theres an alien in my f#king bed... ☆~CREEK~☆
FanfictionCraig Tuckers life is now more boring than hed hoped. Being 16 isnt all its cracked up to be for the guy. His friends are all busy with their own things and him? Nothing but boredom and homework that he doesnt do frequently. But one night, while hom...
