Three Olympians walk into a bar...

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A/N: Hey sorry guys I keep changing the title of this story lmao

I'm not sure if I've told you guys this, but I'm not the best at making good life decisions.

After practice that day, Javi thought it would be a good idea if the three of us went to a bar to bond.

So here we were.

It's currently 8:00 p.m and we just walked into the "Mad Hatter" bar in Toronto.

And like I said. I'm bad at making life decisions.

When we enter the bar, we get seated and Javi orders us a round of shots.

"So what are your plans for this season guys" Javi inquires starting our  conversation

"I guess I'm just trying to be on the podium again" I answer, and Yuzu gives me a knowing look

"Ahh is this some Olympic champion thing?" Javi asks

There it is again.

Olympic champion

I should really tell people to stop calling me Olympic champion, but I just don't want them to think I'm being ignorant and ungrateful for my title.

"I'm trying to get my quad loop in both my short and my free" Yuzu says, saving my ass from answering

"Yeah? How's that going for you? I saw you land one yesterday when I entered the rink" I say, trying to join the convo

"It's still a bit under rotated but I think I can get it by the time the season starts"

Soon after, the drinks arrive.

To be fair, I'm not a drinker and I have my reasons to be.

My older sister, Rey, passed away 2 years ago from drinking and driving.

I guess that's also another reason for my anxiety. Family issues.

My sister and I were also very close and she'd always come to cheer me on when my parents were both busy at work.

I miss her.

But I don't dare to tell anyone. I don't want pitty or people thinking I'm weak.

Actually, Yuzuru was the only person I told about my issue about feeling the pressure of Canada on my shoulders.

I think I just trust him because he's like the only other person I can relate to.

Him and I guess Patrick, who came in second at Sochi and also had the pressure to be the first Canadian male to win gold.

Anyways..I'm rambling...

Javi's downing shots while Yuzu and I look at him.

"What aren't you guys gonna go for some?"

We stare at him with blank expressions, then we look at each other.

"Umm... don't drink..." Yuzu says awkwardly in his broken English

"Same" I simply state

Yuzu and I call the waiter order and ask for drinks of our own preference

I get a coke and he gets a pina colada (non alcoholic)

Now I have that stupid pina colada song stuck in my head

25 minutes later

Although I've know Javi for almost 5 years, I never knew he could get drunk so fast

"Siiiiiiing with mee Charlieeee pleassseeee??" Javi slurs

Right now, Javi is drunk out of his mind and is trying to get me to sing karaoke with him.

I can sing I guess considering I'm a music student at U of T (currently taking some online courses), but I've never sang in front of a crowd.

And since I'm rambling...I'm planning on becoming a composer once I retire

"PLEASEEEE CHARLIE"

Deciding to give up, I grin and bare it. I get up and grab Javi's arm in the process.

We walk up the stage and I see Yuzu in the crowd giving me a concerned look. I smile and wave at him jokingly, letting him know I'm ok with this.

"Next up we have..two world class figure skaters?!",The announcer says, "Please welcome Javier Fernandez and Charlotte Akagi!"

Moving away from the mic the guy asks us "So what song are you guys gonna go for?"

"How about Uptown Girl?" Javi asks me

"Sure I'm good with that" I say

The announced tells the audience what song we're doing and starts the track up.

Javi starts off the song, singing in a very drunken tone

Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her momma never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

I'm up next

And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world
She's getting tired of her high class toys
And all her presents from her uptown boys
She's got a choice

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We got off stage after our performance and Yuzu is smiling like an idiot. 

"I never knew you could sing" He exclaims 

I let out a light laugh and say "Yeah I guess I got a lot of secret talents up my sleeve huh?"

Before he can respond the loudest gurgling sound in the history of gurgling sounds was heard followed by a 'bleeeeechhh' sound

I'm guessing that's Javi probably regretting his decisions of chugging 15 shots

"Let's take him to my place. I can look after him there" I decide

Nodding his head, Yuzu helps me pick Javi up and we leave the bar.

The three of us walk to my car and we head to my condo. 


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