Bye L'Manburg But It's Even More Crack

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I wrote a crack version of the l'manburg national anthem, enjoy
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I heard there was a special place
Where men could go emancipate
The brutality
And tyranny
Of their rulers

Well, this place was never real
Because it was super corrupt
So Wilbur Soot took a flint and steel
And blew the place to kingdom come

Bye L'Manburg
Bye L'Manburg
Bye L'Manburg
Bye L'Manburg

For freedom and for liberty
The nation failed to build on these
Tyrants and unfairness
All around

Well, the darkness came and then it stayed
People died
People were afraid
And then they got blown up again because what did you expect, this is L'Manburg!

Bye L'Manburg
Bye L'Manburg
Bye L'Manburg
Bye L'Manburg

With bloodied hands and weakened knees
Our people fell to the ground like dead bodies
Empty fields and wait there were no canals!
But it all circled around!
Back to the burned stump of the L'Mantree!

We armed our ranks with sweat and tears
Then betrayed the guy who gave us the gear
Then he unleashed withers on us three separate times!
Hey, this rhymes!

Bye L'manburg
Bye L'Manburg
Bye L'Manburg
Bye L'Manburg!



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this is the high point of my career as a writer, change my mind /j

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