Honeymoon,Bachi,Scary!?

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All four of them were sitting there quietly without speaking a single word when Zoya spoke "Tumhe pata hai na hum ya kisi ki shaadi main aaye hai...tumhare honeymoon pe nahi"

SS: oh believe me...hume ye bohut aache se pata hai...

Zoya : aisa lag toh nahi raha hai...

SS : pehle toh mujhe ye batao...tum humare room main kaise ghuse.. without our permission...aur agar ye humara honeymoon hota bhi toh main tumhe saath main leke KABHI.NAHI.AATA

Zoya : ye tumhara nahi Shehnaaz ka room hai....Aur mujhe koi shauq nahi hai tumhare honeymoon pe aake tumhari 2 min ki performance dekhne ki...

SS : DID.YOU.JUST.SAY.THAT

Zoya : Oh yes I did!

SS : teri tohhh .....

SG : Mr.Professor .... shant....
CHOTI BACHI HO KYA!

SS : par ye ise dekho...

Zoya : bachpan se dekhti aarahi hai...aap abhi naye naye aaye ho...

SG : Zoya tu bhi chup ! Aur apni yahan aane ki wajah bata..

Zoya : aunty ne tujhe call kiya tune call nahi uthaya fir uncle ne mujhe call kiya aur bola ki tujhse baat karaye main room main aayu par tu nahi thi toh maine uncle ko bola tu bathroom gayi hai kyunki obviously maine unhe ye toh nahi bata sakti thi ki unki beti kisi aur ki shaadi main aake apne boyfriend ke saath maze kar rahi hai

SG : okay okay ... ab saans lele...

SS : na le toh better hai...(he said while rolling his eyes.)

Zoya : aapne kuch kaha...?

SS : apne kuch suna ?

Zoya just gave an extra sweet smile to him while Sidharth did the same...

Here Shehnaaz called her father....

SG : hello papa...

PG : hnn putr teri mumma ne tujhe call kiya tune uthaya nhi kyu?

SG : vo main washroom main thi isliye...

PG : putr itni der....pet thik toh hai na Tera....

SG : hnn papa...

PG : nahi agar kuch dikkat ho toh main dawaii rakhi hai teri bag me side chain main...nikal ke kha lena...

SG : hnn papa thik hai...aapk kyu chinta kar rahe ho....yahan pe Asim hai Zoya hai ..aur ab toh Mr.Professor bhi hai...
(As she said this she bit her tongue)

While other three slapped their head...

PG : Professor....Sidharth bhi hai udhar par uska toh cancel hogya tha na...

SG : hnnn vo actually....hua ye ki...aaaa...hua aisa na........ki...aisa hua...ek kaam karo aap unse hi puchlo..ye lo baat karo...(saying this she handed the phone to Sidharth ...while Sidharth gulped in fear)

With hesitation he said "Hello!"

PG : aapka plan toh cancel hogya tha na..Sidharth

SS : hnnn vo actually....meri mom aur didi wapas chale gaye the aur mera udhar mann nahi lagne wala tha toh main aa gya...

PG : aacha aesi baat hai...

SS : ji ji....

MG : Sidharth putr hai ?

PG nodded their head in yes....
MG snatched the phone from his hand..

MG : Sidharth puttr....

SS : beautiful! Kaisi hai aap? I am sure pehle se zyada khoobsurat hogi...

MG : haaye ...chup kar...kuch bhi bolta hai tu...ab kahan ab toh umar hogyi hai...

SS : umar...maaf kijiyega beautiful...ek ladki se uski umar puchni toh nahi chaiye par kitni umar hai aapki ? 17,18?

MG : haaye rabba...tu bhi...aacha tu thik toh hai na....khyaal rakhna...udhar aur meri Shehnaaz ka bhi khyaal rakhna ...

SS : aap kyu fikar kar athe ho beautiful...jab tak main yahan hu...apki shehnaaz ko kuch nahi hone dunga...ye Sidharth Shukla ki guarantee hai....

MG : terepe toh mujhe pura bharosa hai...aacha main rakhti hoon kisi ka call araha hai...

SS : thik hai beautiful byeeee

MG : byeee...

As he ended the call and moved his eyes towards others...he stumbled a bit by all of their looks...

SG : WHAT

ZOYA : WAS

ASIM : THAT

SS : What ...what was what ?

SG : talking to my father then to my mother....it was a complete transformation...

SS : fitoor ...bura mat man na par your dad is scary....and your mother is so kind!  What's my fault in that...

Asim : he has a point

Zoya : yeah

SG : what no ...my father is not scary !

All three looked at her with their eyebrows raised....

SG : okay ! He's just Protective!

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I know it's a small update ...
I wasn't feeling like writing...
Still just for you guys!

~SidNaazForever!

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