Hamara Sameer mahaan... phans gayi hamari jaan

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Munna responded to Pandit's weird idea, 'Hum Naina se puchenge aur woh kahegi theek hai, majboor laachar ki madad karni hi chahiye. Toh main ready hun Sameer ki nakli girlfriend banne ke liye.'

'Dekha, maine kaha tha na woh maan jayegi.' Pandit exclaimed with a wide grin, 'Aakhir Naina itni understanding aur smart hai.'

Munna retorded with a scoff, 'Ghaas charne gayi hai teri akal. Woh yeh baat sunte hi mera aur tera sar phod degi... aur Sameer ka bhi.'

Pandit mumbled under his breath, 'Toh saaf saaf bol deta. Aise ghuma fira ke gaali dene ki kya zarurat thi.'

Sameer was ready to pull his hair by now, 'Please yaar kuch jugaad socho. Mujhe toh ghar jaane mein bhi dar lag raha hai ki Dadaji dekhte hi Naina ke baare mein sawal jawab shuru kar denge. Kab tak jhooth bolunga unse.'

Munna steeled his voice to give the most practical solution, 'Mat bol jhooth. Sach bata de. Bata de ki ghabrahat mein tune aise hi bol diya tha. Koi girlfriend nahi hai.'

When Sameer gave him an inflamed stare, Munna explained, 'Yehi raasta sahi hai Sameer. Warna kab tak Naina ka naam lekar kuch na kuch kahani banata rahega?'

Now sitting with a puffed mouth, Pandit again murmured, 'Naina ke baare mein kahani banana toh iska favourite game hai. Ab tak toh kai level paar kar chuka hai.'

Munna raised a palm to ask him to remain quiet. He didn't want to dilute the problematic situation with an argument between Sameer and Pandit.

Going back to Sameer, he advised, 'Tujhe achha nahi lagega Sameer par sach yeh hai ki Naina teri shakl tak dekhna pasand nahi karti. Usse baat karne se kuch nahi hoga. Balki woh is baat se aur bhadak jayegi ki teri himmat kaise hui apni girlfriend ke sawal par uska naam lene ki. Baat sudharne ki jagah aur ulajh jayegi. Agar tu abhi Dadaji ko sach bata dega toh unhe yakeen ho jayega ki kal raat ki galti tune aaj subah sudhar li. Lekin Naina se baat karne ya koi solution dhoondne ke chakkar mein time nikalta jayega toh unko lagega koi aur lafda kiya hai tune.'

Finally, Pandit concurred with Munna, 'Sahi baat hai Sameer. Ek do din ka jhooth hota toh main apne dimaag ke warehouse se koi dhuandhaar idea nikaal deta lekin yeh jhooth lamba chalega agar abhi iska gala nahi dabaya.'

Sameer sighed heavily, leaning back on the chair. If both of them gave up, it meant that there could be no way out for him. He had to accept defeat.

Wearily, he fished out his phone and pressed Dadaji's number.

'Arey Sameer tu subah se kahan gayab hai? Ambika kab se tere liye pareshan ho rahi hai. sab theek toh hai na beta?' Dadaji's voice was laced with concern.

Sameer looked at both his friends, then cleared his throat before starting, 'Woh Dadaji, kal maine Naina...'

Dadaji cut him short in an urgent voice, 'Dekh Sameer, tu bilkul ghabrana nahi. Unki baaton mein mat aana. Tu aisa kar, Naina ko yahan leke aa. Hum khud baat karenge usse. Beta, sachha pyar karne wale toh saari bediyan tod dete hain. Agar woh tujhse sachha pyra karti hai toh un sabse alag hone ko taiyar ho jayegi.'

'Kisse alag hona hai Naina ko?' Sameer was utterly confused.

Dadaji did not want to say it as servants were around, so he whispered, 'Wohi log jo use tere khilaf bhadka rahe hain,' then he comforted Sameer, 'Tu kisi ki mat sun. Nahi sunega na?'

'Nahi Dadaji.' Sameer said quickly, 'Lekin kaun bhadka...'

Again, Dadaji interrupted, 'Layega na use? Pyar karte ho na ek dusre ko?'

'Haan Dadaji lekin aap kiski...' He responded without paying attention.

'Bas fir tu ghar aaja jaldi se, Naina ke saath. Humein usse milna hai.' Dadaji declared and cut the call.

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