Scum Male's Whitewashing Manual

3.8

The 'Survival in the Wild' program group has always been a mystery. They have the most unreliable directors, the most professional captions and the most imaginative whimsical design.

When the program first started, it was so poor that it could only rent a forest. Now, they could even rent an island. You can imagine how much money they made.

However, as one season after another began to air, they discovered one thing.

The more miserable the invited guests were, the higher their ratings were. What a comforting discovery this was.

From the very beginning, the program team carried out the guiding principle of making money as the goal, showing style, showing elegant demeanor, and making efforts to torture the guests.

As a result, 'Survival in the Wild' churned out one miserable guest after another. Their wallets also got bigger and bigger.

When Wei Mingyan came to their program, the program group was excited.

Think about it, Wei Mingyan; who is personable, handsome and aggressive on screen and charms thousands of young girls, who cried and howled for him; cried and wailed for his own mother and father. This was totally an eye-catching thing! They could take this program to the next level!!

The exciting moment is coming. The program team is waiting to watch the Movie Emperor get abused. Ha ha ha ha! There was no fire on the first day, and they had to shake the tree like crazy or face starvation!

But then, under the eyes of this group of people, Wei Mingyan started a small fire with a bow drill.

No!! Why does he know this skill?!

Didn't he do his homework before he came here? Didn't he know that their program team would distribute tasks to win various resources, including kindling, the very next day!

Then they saw that Wei Mingyan set up a tent, Wei Mingyan fished, Wei Mingyan roasted fish, and even took out a toothbrush, toothpaste and cup from his bag and handed them to Song Qi.

Isn't this a wild program that always leaves people in a mess? What's the point of living so exquisitely!

Unfortunately, there were no rules about toiletries in their program, so the program group had to admit it, but quietly made the tasks a lot more difficult.

The flag task, which was supposed to appear at a later stage, appeared the next day.

Shake in your boots!

To get the flag, we are sure you would do anything!

Bua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

On the way to the middle of the forest, the program group prepared surprises for them carefully.

Fake mushrooms that sprays foam, glue that sticks to trees; smeared by the staff, and small bat cameras that fly together to form a huge net that looks exactly like the real thing.

With so much preparation, are you still afraid of not being a hit?

People were waiting in front of their screens, watching the man take a long look at the big mushroom. Before he and Song Qi came over, Stormy had already run past with his tongue sticking out. After turning around the mushroom for several times, he bit on the root.

Is it edible?

Fake!

"I think it was prepared by the program group." Song Qi found a stick and poked the mushroom head. As expected, a pile of foam was sprayed out. The two stood far away without touching it.