It's two in the morning when Taehyung is woken up by loud squeaking. He sleepily walks into the living room to see his dog humping the large squeaky duck.
"It's two in the fucking morning and your already being a horny asshole."
The dog stopped briefly to look at at his owner. Quickly going back to humping the duck after.
"Duke your a horny little shit you know that."
Taehyung made his way back to his bedroom. Placing his head under the pillow to try and drown out the sound.
Sadly he ended up staying up the whole night.
Later that day Taehyung stood in his pink robe outside sipping on a cup of coffee.
His dog Duke was currently taking forever to find a place to shit.
"What the hell Duke are you searching for a spot to have a light up sign saying shit here!"
Duke barked at his loud owner before going behind the tree.
"Wow what happened to you."
Taehyung looked to his side to find his neighbor standing there.
"A horny little asshole."
"It's rude to refer to yourself as an asshole."
"At least I don't eat ass."
Jungkook his neighbor raised his hands in the air.
"I'm not about that life."
The two boys heard low grunting and looked at the source.
"Your dogs always fucking mine."
Taehyung raised his brow in the air.
"Your dogs always being a little hoe, begging for my dogs dick."
"My dogs not a little hoe thank you."
Taehyung rolled his eyes and took a sip of his now cold coffee.
"I mean what ever keeps you happy."
Jungkook leaned on the short fence.
"You know our dogs fuck so why shouldn't we."
Taehyung looked at the younger male then back the two dogs.
"It's too early for this shit."
