Malec One Shots *UNEDITED!*

Straight people. Why can't they control themselves?

Magnus sat down on the couch in his and Alec's shared apartment. Alec and Jace had left to fight some demons and left him alone with Clary, Izzy, and Simon.

Izzy and Simon were cuddling and kissing, making Magnus want to puke. And Clary was staring at pictures on her phone of herself and Jace.

"We are supposed to be taking a cruise soon. It's gonna be amazing" Clary said dreamily.

"Bon Voyage" Magnus mumbled and chugged down a small bottle of whisky. He was wanting to be as drunk as possible so he wouldn't listen to all the romantic BS. Surprisingly, he wasn't a very romantic person around people. Only with Alec did he try to plan cutesy things and try and make him live mundane holidays like he does.

Magnus was watching RuPaul's Drag Race and was most defiantly interested in all the glittery eyeshadows being shown.

Alec and Jace walked into the apartment and saw what was going on. Jace immediately ran to Clary and they kissed. Alec was mentally gagging. He loved his family, dearly, but the visual of straight people making out in public made him sick.

Alec walked over to Magnus and sat down beside him and Magnus laid his head on Alec's shoulder as he watched TV. Alec glanced over and saw Izzy and Simon making out and Jace and Clary kissing repeatedly.

"Straight people. Why can't they control themselves?" Alec mumbled and Magnus laughed softly and pecked his cheek.

"I love you, Alexander" Magnus hummed softly.

"I love you too, Magnus. Now let's please get out of this room before I loose my mind" Alec said and Magnus happily stood up and walked with Alec into their bedroom to escape the room full of straight people having dry sex almost.

"But seriously though. Why can't straight people control themselves? They should just wait until they're in a private room" Alec mumbled.

"Pride" Magnus announced and pecked his cheek. "It all circles back to pride"

"Good to know" Alec mumbled and pulled Magnus close and kissed him softly.

Fin.

So I was bored and this is probably crap but oh well 😜

Peace out ✌🏻