"I'm just 2 % straight y/n, but I can love you more than a hundred percent straight man"
~mature content
~please read only if you are an open minded reader
~ there will be a bit of violence (ง'̀-'́)ง
~cover @jeon_nargish(26/11/19)
~cover @seoulogi...
You ran down the stairs hoping it would be one of your brothers but when you heard "OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR BEFORE I BREAK IT DOWN SEOKJIN! TODAY YOU LEARN NEVER TO MESS WITH JUNGKOOK" you stopped dead in your tracks. Jin would kill you if anything in his house got even a tiny little scratch, and would kill you twice if anyone of your brothers walked in on you and caught you in the middle of abrawl. So you went back to your room and grabbed the phone
me: OMG WOT DO YOU WANT
Kooks: DING DONG
BITCH
me: Suck my dick hoe
Kooks: no but I'll chop it fr you
Open the damn door!
me: I'm not at home
Kooks: Then how did you know I was banging on your door?
me: ooo smart
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me: I'm with a girl
Kooks: So you're sending me memes while jumping a hoe?
me: WELL
MAYBE MA HOE LIKES MEMES TOO
Kooks: I don't care
I'll smash your face in front of her
me: no
U get a gorl and I'll smash your face in front of her
Kooks: I'm not in mood for arguments
me: Or maybe you can't get a gorl
Boo hoo
CRI
Kooks: And what about it?
me: Because yor dic is smole?
😆😆😆😆
Kooks: Because I don't want to.
me: Right Mr. Teeny weewee
Kooks: I'm here so you better open up
me: Looketh here sister
Kooks: Stop calling me sister!
me: it's okay to have any a tiny dic
As long as you are happy with that
But
It's not okay
TO BE A FREAKY BITCH STOP BEATING MY FUCKING DOOR
Kooks: I ain't letting you go just like that hyung
What to do now? I mean this guy didn't seem too dangerous you could beat the shit outta him any day right? But not at Jin's home.
me: Look, I don't wanna scare my girl
So just tell me a place and I will be there
To fuck you up
Kooks: FINE
MEET ME AT MIKROKOSMOS
me: BRO THAT'S A FUCKIN GAY CLUB I CAN'T GO THERE
Kooks: why not
Maybe you can find someone there to help you
Since they wouldn't want your pretty face demolished.
Because I won't be allowed in when they check my identity. You thought.
me: Because I was brought up in a religious household
Kooks: In which universe Thot?
me: In this holy house we do not speak of thots
#peace
#ddaeng
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Kooks: you're just scared because you'll loose.
me: Win. Lose. I don't care because at the end of the day I still have this face so who's the real winner here?
Kooks:
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Kooks: I can assure you that you won't have this face when I'm done.
Stop wasting my time
it's weird sitting on your doorstep and texting you!!
me: FINE
GET YOU ASS TO THAT CLUB
I'M GOING TO HIT YOU IN HALF AN HOUR
'WHEN I QUENCH THIS WOMAN'S THIRST
Kooks: you better be there or I'm coming back again
me: yeah yeah wotever
Yeah yeah whatever. He's probably a sixteen year old with bones of a sparrow. You could easily beat the shit out of him and be done with this.
