"I'm just 2 % straight y/n, but I can love you more than a hundred percent straight man"
~mature content
~please read only if you are an open minded reader
~ there will be a bit of violence (ง'̀-'́)ง
~cover @jeon_nargish(26/11/19)
~cover @seoulogi...
[Messages between you and Jimin while Jungkook was driving you]
unkown: Call it off
me: ???
unkown: tell your parents you don't want to get married to me.
Oh so it's that jerk.
me: ㅗ
IfHeadacheHadAFace: ? ?
me: Grow a pair and say no yourself!
Coward!
I bet you sleep with a teddy bear 🧸
And your mom tucks you in 😝
IfHeadacheHadAFace: You don't have to get so offensive though.
me: Oh I haven't even started yet BITCH!
wait till we get married 😠
I'll beat your balls with a rolling pin everyday
me: I'll shave your chest hair and make sweaters out of it
I'll make you sleep in the barn with our family cow.
Okay wow this was something Park Jimin had never dealt with. And he had no idea how to handle the situation.
IfHeadacheHadAFace : ...
I don't have the kind of chest hair you can make sweaters with...
me: ...
Well scalp hair it is then!
IfHeadacheHadAFace : You must be kidding me!
me:
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IfHeadacheHadAFace : Okay so after talking to you
I really really don't wanna get married to you 👎🏻👎🏻
I mean I kinda like my hair so...
me: the feeling is mutual ㅗ ㅗ ㅗ
IfHeadacheHadAFace: You like my hair too?
me: Yes but I was talking about getting married
Like you're a jerk and I don't wanna marry you 🚫
IfHeadacheHadAFace: Fuck off then!
me: You fuck off!
IfHeadacheHadAFace: You fuck off!
me: You!
IfHeadacheHadAFace: you!
me: My battery is about to die but still
You fuck off
IfHeadacheHadAFace: You
And that's how your phone died.
A/N:
Hi pls love me uwu
Also to the few toxic fans who are against Chen getting married y'all suck my dick let the baby alone I'll fight you if you ruin this for him he gave you so much to be happy about for years why can't you just suck it up and support him like the rest of the kpop fandom.
Also check out this amazing cover by @arcqtc3
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