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(Y/N) and Naruto walked over to Ebisu's unconsious body.
Naruto: <to Ebisu> Hey. Perv, you awake?
(Y/N): He looks like he's out cold, Naruto.
Naruto knelt down.
Naruto: Only one way to find out. Hidden Finger Jutsu: Thousand Years of Death.
He then poked Ebisu's behind.
(Y/N): <shocked> WHAAA??!! O[]O
Naruto: Man, he's totally out of it. Some trainer. He's pathetic.
(Y/N): WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, NARUTO??!! WHY'D YOU DO THAT??!!
Naruto: What? I had to check to see if he was knocked out.
(Y/N): There are other ways to do that, you know! Plus, by the look of his face, you could already tell he was out cold!! Ugh. Why do I even try? <whispering> Kakashi-sensei, you're such a bad influence on this child.
Naruto: <to the old man> Okay, Frogman. What was that all about? Who do you think you are, anyway?
The old man spun on top of his frog.
Old Man: I'm glad you asked. I'm the Hermit of Mount Myoboku. The wise and immortal spirit. That's right! It is I, the Toad Mountain Sage!
He struck a triumphant pose.
(Y/N): -____- Why are there so many weird people here?
Naruto: What? Toad Sage?
Toad Sage: Exactly.
The frog then disappeared.
Naruto: Well, listen, you pervy sage, what are you gonna do about this? This guy is supposed to be training me, and you laid him out flatter than a bath mat!
Toad Sage: Well, he shouldn't have interfered with my research.
(Y/N): Research?
Toad Sage: You see, I'm a novelist. I am a writer of great books, like this.
He pulled out a book from his jacket that looked strangely familiar.
It was the same book that Kakashi was always reading.
Naruto/(Y/N): <surprised> What?
Naruto: You wrote that?
Toad Sage: Yes! I see you two know it.
Naruto: You call that pervy trash a novel?
(Y/N): So looking a women taking baths is research? Yeah, right.
Naruto: It's just an excuse for you to peek at girls in the bathhouse!!
Suddenly, they heard the women inside the bathhouse scream and run away.
Toad Sage: AHHH!! O[]O Look at what you've done. You've ruined my peaking. I mean, my research. T-T
Naruto: Dirty old man.
Toad Sage: You little... Theres nothing dirty about it. I happen to be a serious artist who's inspired by youth and beauty. That's all. And—
(Y/N): Quit making excuses, you pervert.
Naruto: Who cares anyway? What about my training?
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Naruto (Male Reader Insert)
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) seems like a normal kid in Konoha. He wants to become a ninja and to have a good life. However, on the inside, it's a different story. A strange and almost alien power is within him, waiting to be unleashed. Can he suppress this power wi...
