Arsene helps out at I.M.P with cataloging some of their past works and payments of their clients, it would seem that Loona had went out to lunch...hours ago. He had only came by to drop off the keys he had borrowed awhile, but Loona saw the opportunity to ask Arsene to watch over her work. Arsene was too nice to say no.
It was then that the portal had open up with the trio coming back from a job they've done.
Millie: Wow, thought that job would never end.
Blitz: God, I can go for a shower.
Mox: I would rather put my feet up and-Arsene!
The trio then start to notice Arsene at the desk rather than Loona.
Arsene: Hey guys, tough mission?
Blitz: Eh, stakeout that I was disappointed that stakes was not involved.
Arsene took a moment to process the words spoken from Blitz.
Moxxie: Our client wanted to make it look like an accident for our target, was so tiring.
Arsene: Why? Thought those kinda things were-
Millie: Our target was afraid of open spaces, wouldn't get out of the house.
Arsene: Ah, now I see. Pulled a gas leak on that one?
Blitz: Yeah, took us hours to figure that one out.
Arsene: Hm.
Time passes for the trio to relax and look over their accounts.
Moxxie: Do you guys want to get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?
Millie: Yeah, i need me a T-R-E-A-T.
Blitz: What you guys talking about?
Arsene: To M&M yeah, why did you two just spell dess-
Moxxie/Millie: Nonono shut up/shhh don't say it
Arsene: Um, why?
Millie: Oh Satan, how do we tell you this...
Moxxie: Blitz, can't spell.
...
...
Arsene: What?
Millie: Can't spell, so when we're talking about the things he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.
Arsene: He's a grown man, he can't handle the word treat?
Blitz: Treat?!
Moxxie: No treat.
Blitz: Treat?!
Moxxe: No treat.
Blitz: Treat?!
Moxxie: No treat.
Blitz: Awww :(
Arsene: Ok, what is happening
Moxxie: We told you, he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T
Blitz: Leans over. Whatca talking about?
Moxxie: Taxes.
Blitz: Aw, lame. Leaves the conversation.
Arsene: So what, you guys just treat him like a toddler?
Blitz: Back in the conversation. Treat?!
Millie: No treat.
Blitz: Treat?!
Millie: No treat.
Blitz: Treat?!
Millie: No treat.
Blitz: Awww Leaves the conversation.
Millie: Dude, you gotta spell if your talking about F-O-O-D
Arsene: Sighs and rubs his temples. Ok, so are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?
Blitz: Snack?! Comes back hovering over Moxxie.
Moxxie/Millie: Aw come on../Dude really?
Arsene: Oh come on, I spelled it!
Millie: Well, he knows how to spell snack.
Arsene: So he can spell snack, but he can't spell treat?
Blitz: Treat?!
Arsene: NO TREAT!
Blitz: Treat?!
Arsene: NO TREAT!
Blitz: Treat?
Arsene NO TREAT!
Blitz: GOD DAMMIT!
Moxxie: Ok, he's getting fussy, it's time for an N-A-P
Blitz: Yeahh~.
Arsene: What does N-A-P, spell?
Blitz: Party. :)
It was then that Loona had just gotten to the elevator, getting her coffee and texting on her phone. Checking out on social media if anything were to peak her interest. When the elevator got to her floor and the door open, she sees Arsene awaiting for the elevator. Loona saw that Arsene was...tired.
Loona: What happen to you?
Arsene: Shaking his hand in the air, trying to find the words. Its uhh...just got hit with a hard fact is all. Just gonna process it.
Arsene gets in the elevator as Loona gets on her floor.
Arsene: See ya, Loona.
Loona: Bye.
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