(Haven't done one in a while and quick break before the date)
W - you alright George?
G - no the fucking apartments flooded again
E - I've said from the very start you should never have moved
A - yeh well it was all George's idea
G - fuck off Alex no it wasn't
J - what's happened to it this time?
W - has Al had a little leakage again?
E - probably
A - yes
G - I don't know. We just woke up and my rooms flooded
A - his room is like a paddling pool
E - what about your room?
A - it's pretty fine actually
J - the landlords trying to hint that they don't want George there anymore
G - surely out of the two of us they'd rather get rid of Alex
W - that's not nice George
A - maybe it's the people upstairs fed up of you complaining
W - they just pour water down the vents and hope it gets to you
E - when they hear him scream they know they've hit the jackpot
G - no but it's getting a serious problem now. If drips in the wrong place, it could start an electrical fire
E - for you yeh but Alex will be fine
J - i think you're forgetting that fire spreads
W - but by the time the fires going, Alex has packed his stuff and left
A - you really think I could pack my stuff up that quick
E - no you haven't even unpacked yet
J - Alex was just prepared for an event like This
W - he never unpacks in the hopes that something unfortunate happens to George
E - he's stuck there. Signed a contract
J - the only way he can get out is by killing him off
G - Alex you don't happen to have access to the plumbing do you?
A - in our flat yeh
J - That says it all
W - if I were you, I'd get the little man first
G - Alex you better watch out
E - sleep with one eye open Al
A - Will do you have a spare room for me?
W - am I fuck having you live with me
A - why not?
W - who knows what you get up to at night. I'll come down in the morning and the bin will be all over the living room
J - is will saying Alex eats out of the bin?
E - I'm not saying he does but
A - I don't eat out of the fucking bin
G - he does
A - no I fucking don't
E - Alex is a raccoon confirmed
J - his eyes aren't black from no sleep
W - raccoon man
(Guys have you seen eboys are no more? I'm actually so upset)
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My Happiness // W2S Harry Lewis
Fanfiction"You create this type of happiness I've never felt before. Stell, You've become my happiness" Slow updates
