My Happiness // W2S Harry Lewis

EBOYS Podcast 2

(Estelle's opinion on the sidemen will be talked about. Not as important as such. I just enjoy writing these. Just read if you want to)

A - Hello and welcome back to episode 10 of the EBOYS podcastttt

J - whoooooo

G - Get in there

E - I'm surprised you're still going with this after all of this time

G - Because this and Alex's onlyfans is the only way we can keep paying our rent

J - Onlyrent

W - James that was shit

A - Will where's your excitement? We're at episode 10 and Stell still agrees to guest host every so often

W - Bet she's being forced into it. Somewhere in her flat is someone you hired to make her sit there and do this shit

J - She's been handcuffed to that chair

A - James

E - For gods sake James

G - moving from that, any nutty news this week Will?

W - unfortunately no lad. The world is too boring at the minute

E - shall we just move onto the topics for this week then?

G - yeh may aswell

J - first topic we have is sidemen. Who wrote that?

W - oh that was me. So for those who don't know, Estelle recently filmed a video with the sidemen for the first time

A - It's not out yet is it?

E - no this Sunday if I'm not wrong

W - anyway, I wanted you to do a sort of rating for each of the boys

E - a rating? I've only met some a few times. I think I've only socialised with Josh and Vik three times this whole month!

G - oh yeh so sort of first impression scores then. What you thought when you first met them

W - glad George gets it. I want a score out of ten and a first impression

E - oh no

G -please make this as brutal as possible so we get as much attention on this podcast as possible

W - Starting with Simon

E - Well I rate him 1/10. He's a massive arsehole

J - I wasn't expecting that for the first one

A - they're related James, she's joking

J - really?

E - yeh he's my step-brother

G - should've pretended he wasn't for as long as possible

W - carrying on, Jj

E - oh erm, I'd say 5/10

W - only 5?!

E - well if you'd let me finish, sometimes he's lovely and so funny, sometimes I want to punch him. He's like that one friend you can only see once every few months because he's just too much to handle

A - George would rate him a 10/10 because he's scared of him

G- shut up Alex. I will literally come in there and hit you

W - yeh Jj's actually alright, he's different I'd say in real life compared to his youtube act

A - would you say so?

W - yeh

J - what about Ethan?

E - 8/10. He's very loud but he's funny so he gets bonus points

A - so if he wasn't funny he'd only be like a 2?

E - no that's too harsh. A 3 more like

W - Tobi next

E - 11/10. I'd marry him if I could. He's adorable and I just feel like he'd be the perfect hubby

J - he's going to block you after hearing that you know?

G - who next?

A - Vik

E - I want to say 4/10. I don't really know him. Also he seems quiet whenever we hang out as a group. Nothing against him

G - Well if you've got nothing against him, I thought you would've rated him higher

W - do Josh next

E - 5/10. We've spoke a few times. He's lovely but again I'm not sure what he's like really.

J - and finally Harry

E - 10/10. He's cute. He doesn't say much to me, well didn't at least. He always listens to me though and he's pretty polite. I feel like he'd have to be my second husband

A - what number husband am I?

E - You've got higher ranking than husband. I love you way more