in which david dobrik is trying to get over his breakup by downloading a new app for venting to a complete stranger in order to help heal him. what he wasn't expecting was to develop feelings for the person on the other line
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iamnot[name] what i hate about life is that literally anything can happen. you get surprised everyday because it turns out to be different from what you least expected it be like. although sometimes some of those surprises can turn out to be good ones 👅
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username1 excuse me why are you talking about surprises ??
username2 girl i've been hating life for more than just that one reason
username3 WHAT GOOD SURPRISES ??
username4 SPILL THE MF TEA SIS
username5 we 'bout to go fbi all up on this caption shit
username6 i hate life too dw
zane when it comes to david's surprises they're never good ↳ iamnot[name] scorpions, and snakes, and komodo dragons, oh my
username7 ^^^ LMAO
username8 ^^^ zane has some serious ptsd from all of david's shit
username9 ^^^ well i mean SOME of david's surprises are good ?? ↳ username10 this is true
username11 i feel like this caption is @ david lmao
username12 life just usually throws shit in my way
ughitsjoe shhh don't talk about david's surprises like that you're gonna get us all fired 👀 ↳ iamnot[name] shit my 🅱️
username13 ^^^ IM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I SHOUPD BE AT THIS
username14 ^^ JOE AHAHHA
username15 ^^ LMFAOOO
username16 ^^^ it really be like that huh?
daviddobrik hey guess what ↳ iamnot[name] what ↳ daviddobrik if you were a library book, i would check you out ↳ iamnot[name] are your parents stupid, 'cause you sure are special ↳ daviddobrik if nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ↳ iamnot[name] i'm curious? are you as good as all the guys say you are? ↳ daviddobrik ...oh you went there ↳ iamnot[name] fite me thot
username17 ^^^ IM IN T E A R S
username18 ^^^ THIS IS IT CHIEF UWU
username19 ^^^ FUCKING DATE ALREADY COWARDS
username20 ^^^ THAT SHIT HURTED STOP MY HEART
username21 ^^^ IM HOLLERING
username22 ^^^ W H E E Z E
username23 ^^^ GOODBYE EVERYONE, I'LL REMEMBER YOU ALL IN THERAPY
username24 ^^^^ MY [SHIPNAME] SELF IS QUAKING ↳ username25 ALL [SHIPNAME] STANS ARE QUAKING BITCH
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a/n: if you're wondering, yes, david did look up those cheesy pickup lines on the internet
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