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eighty-five - instagram

iamnot[name] posted a video !

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iamnot[name] while casually waiting for my boyfriend i hear him yell from outside the room to "start filming him". as the amazing and wonderful girlfriend i am, i did as i was asked. this is what was so important to record. why am i dating this dumbass? what do i find so attractive about him? is this a punishment from god himself?

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username1 i wonder why i love this boy everyday too dw

username2 i can literally just hear weak playing in the background while watching this

username3 it's okay bc he's cute

username4 bUT I'M W E A K 🤪👊 AND WHAT'S
W R O N G WITH THAT ✋😩

username5 i still can't believe y'all are finally dating i'm so fucking happy 🥺🥺

username6 me when david uploads

username7 he's lucky he's cute hhhhh

username8 wow what a dumbass,,,,which is reason # 142389570 why i love him

zane where the fuck are you guys we wanna film a bit with y'all at david's
     ↳ iamnot[name] we're fucking in the tesla while
it's on autopilot we're living our best life rn out
         here 👁👅👁
       ↳ daviddobrik i'm taking your phone away
from you

username9 ^^^ WHAT THE FFUCJ

username10 ^^^^ OH LORDY WHERE THE HOLY WATER AT

username11 ^^^ IM SCREAMIFN

username12 ^^^ KDJWBSHSUSB

username13 ^^^ Y'ALL ARE W I L D 🤪🤪

username14 ^^^ K I N K Y 👀

laylamiller ^^^ @iamnot[name] baby-
     ↳ iamnot[name] we weren't ACTUALLY having
sex in his tesla i was KIDDING
       ↳ laylamiller i don't know that 👀

daviddobrik ^^ the only unsanitary thing i'll allow to happen in my tesla
     ↳ iamnot[name] oh word?
       ↳ daviddobrik 😉
       ↳ iamnot[name] you just ruined it by
using that emoji kys
       ↳ daviddobrik fuck did i really?

username14 ^^ I AM D E C E A S E D

username15 ^^^ DAVID

username16 ^^ DAVID NO

username17 ^^ i guess no one is ever going in his tesla again
     ↳ username18 i can just hear one of them
         say "SMELLS LIKE PUSSY IN HERE"
          ↳ username19 zane or layla
               ↳ username20 ^^^

laylamiller @username19 haha i probably would say that after i beat david's ass
     ↳ daviddobrik what
          ↳ iamnot[name] my SAVIOR 🤩🤩🥺🥺
              😩💓😩🥰🅱️🥰💕💗👄😭😩😘😘😂

username21 ^^^ is [name] high or is this just normal for her ?
     ↳ iamnot[name] yes

username22 ^^ AHAHAHAHAH

username23 ^^^ PHAT MOOD

username24 ^^^ ME

username25 ^^^^ LITERALLY SOMETHING I WOULD FUCKING SAY

username26 ^^ LMFAOO

♡ ྀ࿐ ✧˖*°

a/n: david's been doing a shit ton of interviews left and right but i'm definitely not complaining bc a) we get great adorable david content and b) i learn more things about him that will help me for my stories ;)))))

also yes i realize how much this chapter was literally on crack