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seventy-eight

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new message from david !

david:
layla

layla 🍳:
oh mierda boi waddup?
you never text me this must be important

david:
what's [name]'s address?

layla 🍳:
que?

david:
layla i'm being serious

layla 🍳:
sí señor

david:
english mother fucker do you speak it

layla 🍳:
Ahora solo voy a seguir enviándote mensajes de texto en español debido a ese comentario grosero dicktwitch

david:
i have no idea what you just said but i'm assuming it wasn't good based on that nickname
but seriously what's her address

layla 🍳:
why do you want to know
if you're sending her a car i want one too bitch

david:
for fucks sake
why did i even bother asking you
i need to know what her address is layla come on

layla 🍳:
alright alright i'll give it to you
but just so you know she isn't staying at her apartment rn

david:
???
what the hell do you mean ??

layla 🍳:
she's been staying at my folks place cause she was going through sad hours

david:
what?
is she okay?

layla 🍳:
yeah she's ight now
she hangin out with the bros rn

david:
are you talking about christian?

layla 🍳:
yeet
and my other bros too

david:
there are MORE of you ??

layla 🍳:
the fuck is that supposed to mean i'm a fucking pleasure to around fuckface
and how dare you compare me to my dumbass brothers

david:
how many fucking brothers do you have

layla 🍳:
4
christian is the oldest and the rest are younger than me

david:

layla 🍳:
i'm confusion ?
O H
NO WAIT
NEVERMIND
SKSKSK YO YOU MUST BE MAD JEALOUS RN CAUSE YOUR GIRL GONNA GET STOLEN BY THE MILLERS RIGHT ?? 💀💀