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(Y/n's POV)
I've had it. I've had it with Noelle. Why is she acting like I'M THE ONE WHO DRUGGED HER?? She better stop this shit before I put her ass in jail. Kris saved at where we fought with Berdly and we continued trying to find our way out. Through the alley was a long hold-up of cars blocked off by traffic cones. When we crossed the street we heard Queen's voice. "Noeeeeelle Honey Where Are You" she hollered. Noelle quickly put on her box disguise and hoped that Queen wouldn't realize. (even though it's stupid as hell.) Queen walked up to us with a green pie. "Noelle Come Home I Made You A Battery Acid Pie," she said. "Don't worry, we'll deliver it to her," I said. "Oh, Kris, Y/n, Perfect Timing," she said smashing the pie on the ground. "Have You Seen-" "Oh my luxurious Queeeeeeen!!" Berdly called out. "Oh My Circuits Both Of You Get In The Car" she said. A black hovercar pulled up and we got in. Noelle and I got in the back and Kris got in the front with Queen. We watched Berdly walk up to the side of the car wondering where Queen went. "My Queen! Where are you! I've baked you a Gamer's Delight!!" he called out, pie in hand. "Hmm.. she's not here..." he mumbled before walking away. We got out of the car as soon as he left. "That Was Close" Queen said. "Kris, Y/n, Who Is Your Friend, My Face Recognition Software Does Not Compute Them. And Yet Something About Them Seems- Cool. Robotic Even." she said leaning into Noelle.
"You Two We Must Drive To Find Noelle, Everyone Get In The Car" she said. We all got back in the car and Kris started driving. "Kris Press Directional Buttons To Steer" she explained. Suddenly the cars from earlier started moving toward us. "Kris Don't Hit The Cars!" she said. Obviously Kris did the opposite and hit the cars. "Haha Okay Actually Hit All The Cars, So Much Traffic Isn't It Wonderful? Lightners Love Traffic They Look It Up All The Time, Poor Noelle She Would've Loved Hitting All These Cars" Queen giggled. "I WANNA HIT THE CARS!" I said excitedly. "Stop Everything! Kris Get The Banana." she said pointing at the banana in the middle of the road. They reached their hand out of the window and grabbed it as they passed. "Potassium" Queen smiled. "Here Comes A Crossing Get Ready To Stop" she said pointing at the crosswalk up ahead. Kris stepped on the brakes to see a massive pile-up of cars. "Oh My Circuits It's A Traffic Jam, A Dog Must've Wandered Into The Road Again. Kris Be A Dear And Go Press The Walk Button It's Just Over On The Other Side Of The Road" she pointed to the one across the traffic jam. "PLEASE KRIS TAKE ME WITH YOU!!" I asked. "No You Must Stay, And Listen To My Awesome Mixtape" Queen ordered. "BETTER YOU THAN ME!!" they laughed. "NOOO DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HER!!" I cried. Now I'm stuck with Noelle... at least this music SLAPS!
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(Kris' POV)
"BETTER YOU THAN ME!!" I laughed. "NOOO DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HER!!" Y/n cried. I got out of the car and went down the alleyway since there was no other way around. There was a dumpster in the alleyway that I swear I heard banging from. Once I got close enough, the lid flew open, and a puppet guy popped his head out. He had paper white skin and his hair was black and slicked back. He also had glasses with yellow and pink lenses. "HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPA- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!!" his voice glitched. He turned towards me realizing I was here. "WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... LIGHT nER! HEY- HE Y HEY!!!" he said jumping out of the dumpster. "LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned You For The Slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???" he said before laughing and punching the dumpster. I backed away a little in awkwardness. "WELL I HAVE GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]] WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] THAT HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!!!]]" he said his head enlarging. "THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. FOR YOU." he said getting inching closer to me. "THAT'S- ... [[Hyperlink Blocked.]] YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DONT YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. YOU' RE LIGHT neR< AREN' T YOU? YOU' VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON' T YOU [[Show it off?]]" he said before laughing hysterically. Then I entered battle.
*BATTLE START*
* DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
The only ACT I could do was Deal so I started with that. "HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!! MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!" he said. "Tell me more," I said intrigued. "THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]! DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!" he continued. "MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [my]" "From your what?" I asked. He didn't say anything before his head enlarged and mini versions of him ran out of his mouth and came at me. I took damage but not a lot.
* THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
"THE HELL IS A SPLURGE??" I asked. I dealed again to see what he had in mind. "BELIEVE IT OR !! I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW... I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]]" I decided not to give him money because this might just be a scam after all. "I'm not giving you anything, we're broke as hell," I stated. "I DON'T MEAN [Money]!!! I'M A SALESMAN , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!" he said. "BUT YOU'RE A SALESMAN!!! OF COURSE YOU'RE IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!! THAT IS YOUR JOB!!" I screamed. "ENL4RGE Yourself," he said before enlarging his head again and shooting different sales-related words at me. I dodged them with ease.
* There's nothing wrong. There's NOTHING WRONG. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG.
I dealed once more to continue this on. "I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots] AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked] SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE4L." he said eagerly. "WHY ARE THERE 4'S IN YOUR DIALOGUE????" I asked. If I take this deal, I could potentially be walking into a horrible trap and debt. But if I don't take this deal- I could potentially be walking into a horrible trap and die. Debt sounds better. "I'll take your deal, I guess," I said. "NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB04T! YOU GOT [Guts] KID!! THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!" he laughed. "Get Big and WIN [W1ld Pr1zes!]" he said glitching out. "WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS COMING FROM???" I actually cannot. This is too much. He did the same attack as last turn which was fairly easy.
* Spamton flashes an award-losing smile.
If I'm already waist-deep into this, I might as well keep dealing. "DONT WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance] ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!" he bargained. "NO!!! I'M NOT GIVING YOU JACK!!" I said shaking my head. "WHAT!? YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!? Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!! PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL." he said suddenly getting really serious. "I am going to kill you if this fight lasts any longer. Or even myself," I massaged my forehead. "TRANSMIT KROMER." he said before his head got big again and he started vacuuming dollar signs into his mouth while pulling me in too.
* CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die]
"I DON'T THINK SO." I said. "DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan] I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]! THEN YOU CAN ENJ0Y 1000 Fr3e KROmer" he said trying to trick me again into giving him money. "OKAY YOU PINOCCHIO LOOKIN, CIRCUS GLASSES HAVIN, SCAMMER, I'M NOT GIVING YOU MONEY!! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DEBIT CARD!! " I screamed. I'm absolutely losing my mind. This puppet is making me go batshit crazy. "WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!? THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME... [Desperate] BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked]. WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!? REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I WOn'T FORCE YOU." he said backing off a bit. "YOU KNOW WHAT?? FINE." I said. "THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!!" he said before the battle ended.
* You WON! Got 0 EXP and -26 D$.
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"NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP... I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]] IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]] COME... ALONE. AND DON'T... FORGET! (roll credits)TO [[Like And Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]" he laughed before running away. NO. FUCKING. WAY.
((A/N: this has to be one of my favourite chapters to write))
STAI LEGGENDO
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