Little Sanchez - USWNT

Chapter 8

I almost left the room then, because they are literally in middle school. 

"Alright, Sanchez Jr. You first." Kelley said. 

"Are we kidding?" I asked. 

"Nope. Truth or dare?" 

"This has to be a joke." 

"Not a joke. Pick one." 

"Truth." I said. 

Kelley started a whole cult of boos and thumbs down. 

"You are all literally children. Dare." I said. 

Everyone cheered. 

"Ooh. Let me pick it for her." Trinity said. 

"All yours." Kelley smirked., sliding the jar over to her. 

She looked me dead in the eyes as she moved her hand through the jar. 

"Hurry this up, Trina. Sleep is waiting for me." I said. 

"You've gotta play the rest of the game without your shirt on." She said, quickly putting the paper back in the jar. 

"Please." I said, taking off my shirt. "I know you love these abs." 

When it was Trinity's turn, I picked for her. The paper read 'Let the person who is reading this call any contact on your phone. You get to introduce yourself and say anything you want but it's a 10 word limit'

"Give me the phone." I said after I read that to her. Everyone watched in suspense as she unlocked her phone and handed it to me. After scrolling a little bit, I looked at her. "Do you have a boyfriend or anything of that caliber?" 

"She's got a situationship." Ashley said. Then she told me his name. 

"This him?" I asked, and she nodded."Telling the truth?" 

"Yes." 

"Ashley, is this him?" I asked her, showing her the phone. 

"Yes it is." 

"Good." I said, and called the number. 

I already knew what I was going to say. It was going to be hilarious. I smiled as I waited for him to answer. 

"Hello?" He said. Everybody giggled a little but but not loudly. 

Time for my introduction. 

"Hi. I'm Ainsley Sanchez." I said. 

"Hi, Ainsley." he said. "What's going on?" 

"I'm calling to tell you that I fucked your girlfriend." I said. 

"What???" He said, but I hung up. 

As soon as I did, the whole place went absolutely wild. 

"You fucking wish!" Trinity said. 

"NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT!" Kelley laughed. 

"Now that.....that's the best thing ever." Alex said. 

Most of the team was rolling with laughter, but Trinity and I were fighting. 

"I could pull you whenever wherever. Let's not kid ourselves." I told her. 

"Ace, you're a fucking idiot." 

"I'm just funny." 

"Why would you say that?" She asked. 

"Because it's hysterical. Just look around you." 

"I did not expect you to say that!" Kelley was still laughing just as hard as before.