Slender Mansion Maid

Zalgo

Zalgo is a bad ass honestly. I have never met him before but apparently a long time ago Slender and Zalgo had a very bad fight about something and attempted to kill each other for centuries. They had some kind of get together I think? They worked it out almost killing the both of them. So basically a normal meeting.

"Rose your thoughts are very loud."

Slender is sitting in the livingroom reading a paper. A tall eyeless man can read faster then me. Tears man. Tears.

"Can you see in infared?"

He sighs very loudly.

"No."

"That's boring."

"Can you not talk for a whole day?"

I go to speak but I don't know if I am supposed to say something. or am I supposed to not?

"No I can't."

"Well you suck."

He said with a scoff. I swear I tried not to say it. I tried really hard but it slipped.

"Well you swallow."

I freeze, noticing how quiet it is. The fire crackles loudly. I jump at the sound if it and realize that it is my time to leave.

"Rose."

He growls and I hear his paper wrinkle. I start running through the halls screaming.

"I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Slender gives chase. I toss Dark Link into the path. He curls into a ball, Slender teleported in front of me. I wiggle and squirm in his grasp. I swear it was an accident! I punch his bony face. And my hand cracks and there is a red mark on his face.

"Mother trucker little fricking ducks on a sasquatch sandwich!"

"What the hell Rose."

So long story short, I had to bind up my hand. It was a slight sprain. Slender was treating me like a child. He dropped me on the couch

He makes dinner and a knock sounds in the door. It went like-

*knock

*na-na-na

*knock

*knock knock

I get up to the door. I fix my shirt, to my surprise Zalgo stands there in the door with his mouth with open like he was going to say something. He was red. He definitely needs sunscreen.

A laugh runs through the mansion. If I didn't know better it was Offender and Splendor. I just stand there taking in the guy in front of me.

He is a redish black now that I notice. I guess he is too late for sunscreen. I realize that we have been standing here examining each other waiting for the other to attack. Trender grabs my shoulder and ushers me back.

"Hey doll go and try on an outfit I made you for dinner."

"But I-"

He shushed me violently and I do the two eye watching you thing to Zalgo. Earning a sigh from Trender. I jog up the stairs. I avoid looking at Candy Cane who has decided that a two hand peace sign and a winky face is how you great everyone.

I walk around Candy Cane and bump into Candy Pop. WHO DOES THE EXACT SAME THING!

"Is it possible for me to retire early?"

Jeff smirks while twisting his knife.

"Nope, sorry cunt."

"Oh go cry your ass back to your mommy you little bastard."