Slender Mansion Maid

Irena, That Bitch

"ROSE! DOOR!"

I jog downstairs and fix myself up. I smile and open the door to a tall girl with short black hair, her eyes were red and her teeth were very sharp. Her skin reflected the clouds, she was so pale. She had no curves but was thin and tall. She wore an oversized sun hat and dropped her bags on me and smiled. I buckled slightly under the weight of her luggage. Who the Fart is this?

"Hey there human! I'm here to see-"

Slender walks around the corner in his human state looking at some papers in his hands.

"Who is it Rose-"

"SLENDY!"

He drops the papers and looks flabbergasted. I am about to say something when she tackles him to the floor. It creates a loud thud. I catch her hat from the air and Slender tries to scoot out from under her. I snicker with a smile.

She grips his face and kisses him flat on the lips. My breath hitches in my throat, I tear her hat into two. My face drops just like my stomach. I stand there gripping her hat to my heart. My heart feels like it is trying to beat through my ribcage to smack her in the face with my blood vessels.

She pulls back and he stays there frozen staring at her with furrowed eyebrows. She smiles and brushes his face with her hand.

"Hey there my love!"

"Irena," he says slightly dazed, "I did not know you were coming."

"Yes, neither did I."

I say loudly, they both look at me and I swear Slender's face becane even paler. She smiles at me and hops up.

"Oh hello there human! Who are you?"

Slender gets up slowly.

"Irena this is Rose Nightingale the maid of the Slender Mansion."

She holds her hand out to me I glare at it.

"I am Irena Diaphanous Talore. I am a Dhampir, pleasure to meet your acquaintance!"

She slowly recoils her hand and laughs nervously when she knows I won't take it. She smiles at Slender and her eyes seem to twinkle.

"Well Slender I will be in my room, dearest Rose please put my bags in my room! I can't wait to get to know you."

She turns around and flutters around in the air as a tiny flying rat. She flutters upstairs. I stare at Slender and he stands there quietly.

"Let me explain."

"No!"

I throw her ripped hat at him he stands there as they flop in front of him. They don't even graze him, he rolls his eyes.

"Rose-"

"Well it's not like some random bit-"

"Watch it."

"Waltzes in and pounces on you, and started smaking lips! Oh yeah don't worry I'm just some slut who has been here for you!"

"You have."

He stands there still.

"Just someone who has been there everytime! Not to mention that I have been sought after by others! But no! I chose to work here!"

"Yes and I appreciate it."

I violently begin clean the living room.

"I'm going to put garlic into everything! That also means AnoTheR place setting! That fuc-"