Day 16 of me trying to write everyday!
Incorrect quotes including Empire members along side with Hermits!!
Wc: 251
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(date at the zoo with nature wives)
Katherine: So what are they in for?
Shelby: this isn’t a prison
Katherine: So they can leave?
Shelby: well no but-
Katherine, pointing at a penguin: i bet that one killed somebody
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Scott: do you think your family likes me?
Jimmy: my brother literally begged you to marry me because no one else would.
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Jimmy: I can’t eat this, it’s far too hot
Scott: you’re far too hot and yet i still manage
Lizzie: um-
Joel: WE’RE ON A DOUBLE DATE, I AM RIGHT HERE
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Mumbo: FOUR MONTHS-
Scar: What’s up with him?
Grian, suppressing giggles: it’s really nothing…
Mumbo: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!
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*door bell rings”
Grian, opening the door: hello?
Xisuma: hello, I’m here to remove the demon that possessed you!
Grian, frowning: uhm, i didn’t call you?
Watcher: i did
Grian, to the Watcher behind him: fucking traitor!
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(during S8)
Ren: Are you high?
Scar: am i what?
Ren: high
Scar: hiii
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Cub: so, tell me bit about yourself.
Grian: i get jealous of my phone when it dies.
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Waitress: and what would you like?
Bdubs: i wish to devour the unborn
Etho: eggs, he wants eggs
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Bdubs: what are you, five?
Tango (snorts): yeah, five heads taller than you!
Bdubs:
Tango:
Tango: i am sorry please don’t kill me-
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Ren and Jevin, watching Doc from a distance:
Ren: that’s the guy i have a crush on, thoughts?
Jevin:
Jevin: and prayers
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