Chris.
It's Valentine's Day!
I'm nervous. I just need this damn day to go perfectly.
I've been bugging everybody to double check everything. I can't have nothing out of place.
A chef came over to make brunch since Sabrina doesn't wake up until 11 or 12 now. She goes to bed early and be knocked out all day.
But once she smells this good ass food I know she'll be up.
I decided to give her a few gifts to start off the day.
"BABY! COME EAT!" I yelled up the stairs.
"I'm coming Chris."
She's always so angry when she wakes up too.
I brought her gifts out then stood at the stairs waiting for her.
About 15 minutes later her grumpy ass came down the stairs in her big fluffy robe with the matching house shoes and pimple cream on her face and titties.
I was so turned off.
"Don't say nothing!" She threw her hand up at me. "I woke up covered in pimples and I feel like a big cow."
"Happy Valentine's Day to you too."
"I'm sorry...happy Valentine's Day baby." She walked up to me and wrapped her arms around me.
I tongue kissed her and grabbed her ass.
"Don't do that, I'm so horny you could give me a high five and I might cum."
I laughed.
"Go sit yo crazy ass down so we can eat."
"Yasssssss food!"
"Fatty."
"Fuck you."
She went and sat down.
"Yaaaayyyy gifts!" She said while clapping her hands.
I brought over a bouquet of roses.
"Oooooooh, thank you baby." She said.
"No problem."
"They're beautiful."
"Like you. Open your other gifts."
"Oka- is there seafood being cooked here?"
"I think he's making shrimp and grits. Why?"
"No reason." She covered her mouth. "Oh god, excuse me."
She ran to the bathroom.
"Okay I guess that's a no on the shrimp." I got up and went into the bathroom with her.
"Baby you good?"
"Seafood stinks so bad." She continued throwing up.
"Baby is there something you need to tell me."
She finished throwing up then stood up.
"Yes, I've been back and forth to the doctor because I'm now allergic to fucking seafood." She started rinsing her mouth.
"Why you ain't tell me?"
"It slipped my mind. I'm sorry."
"That mean I gotta change our reservations."
"No baby, I got some medicine to control everything. I'll be okay."
"Naw I don't want nothing to happen to you."
