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Detroit Red Wings Groupchat

D-boss:
Guys I really screwed up
this time

Happytosiou:
Oh look at that, it's
the let's solve Dylan's
problems Groupchat
once again lol

Howie:
Lol shut up lets just
let the child fix his problems

D-boss:
Hey I am not a child

D-boss:
Anyway me and Nina were
at lunch the other day and
I may have accidentally told
her that I am ok with her
eventually marrying Nico

Hank:
*insert face palm here

Howie:
😂😂 the captain gets it

D-boss:
Yeah I know.  You should
have seen me try and
scramble to cover my tracks

Snipequist:
That sounds hilarious

D-boss:
Shut up, swede

Hank:
It probably was really funny

D-boss:
Shut up, other swede

Howie:
'Other swede'  😂

Hank:
Shouldn't Goose be the other
swede, I mean I am your captain

Hank:
And since when did we change
his name to snipequist in this?

Mantha:
^^^^ he's got a point

D-boss:
We changed it last week and
you were the second swede to
say something so it just happened
to work.  You snooze you lose, captain

Hank:
Here's a new expression:
If you make fun of your captain
in the groupchat, you skate ALL
of morning practice on saturday

Happytosiou:
Haha rip Dylan

Hank:
You want to join him?

Happytosiou:
Please don't, I'll cry

D-boss:
That would be funny, make him
kneel down to you or something

Howie:
Dylan don't dig yourself
a deeper whole

D-boss:
I'm already skating the whole
practice there's no point in letting
up now.

Mantha:
True

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