The next few are actually 1D quotes. I just LOVE 1D quotes, don't you?? They are absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!!
*And I promise that I didn't start posting quotes because I'm out of facts (in fact, I have at least 50 more that I can't post because I already have 1000). I'm posting quotes because a few days ago, I read some and thought they were the funniest things ever (I was on a caffeine high at the said time), so I decided to let you guys read them too!
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901. “I’m not a slut! I can count all the people I’ve slept with on one hand”, said Harry.
”If that hand was holding a calculator,” Zayn replied.
902. “Whenever I’m sad, I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches” –Liam Payne
903. “How can you not love Niall? He’s like a teddy bear. You press his tummy, and he says, ‘I love Bieber” –Zayn.
904. “What would you do if I ate your food again?” –Zayn
“Nothing. I’ll shave off your hair while you are sleeping..” –Niall
905. “Our band will never change. We’ll always be five singing idiots” –Niall
906. “We didn’t pass geography” –Liam
“I did” –Niall
“Shut up, Niall. You probably ate your book” –Liam
907. “I once ate Niall’s last chip. He tried to eat my hand as punishment” –Zayn
908. Interviewer: Has a girl ever hit you?
Harry: Yeah, but only because I asked her to. Sadly, it wasn’t in a kinky way.
909. “Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama. He knows everything about him” –Liam
910. Interviewer: If you could visit any planet, where would you go?
Louis: Narnia!
911. “Niall is always really happy…it can be fairly annoying after a while when he’s still hyper at midnight” –Liam
912. Zayn: It’s not just about looks, you have to be able to stimulate each other as well.
Louis: Stimulation? What? This just got X-rated.
913. Liam: I asked Niall if he wanted to go to the gym, and he said, “I’ll you there.” Then he never turned up. Unless he’s hiding under the weight bench lifting 40kg and I didn’t spot him.”
914. Bravo: Have you guys got pictures or toys with your other bandmate’s name of it?
Liam: I actually have a lollipop with Zayn on it in my room.
Zayn: So you are the one that stole my lollipop!
Liam: No, you left it there.
915. “I’ll always defend the people I love, even though I’m as terrifying as a…as a…baby penguin?” –Niall
916. “When you’re in love, you’ll do anything. I’d go to the end of the world!” –Louis
917. Harry: Niall farts a lot, I mean way more than when you just say someone farts a lot. If they had it as a sport in the London Olympics he’d be guaranteed a gold medal.
You can usually tell who’s done it, but he’s got the whole ‘not me’ thing to a fine art.
Though other times he does it with pride as he clears a room.
918. Ed Sheeran: They are violent lads. Well, except for Niall. He just sits in the corner and does nothing
Interviewer: Playing with Lego?
Ed Sheeran: No, that’s too complicated for him.
919. “Zayn does some funny dancing when he’s drunk” –Louis
920. “You’ve got to take risks, if you want to find love” –Zayn
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A Thousand Things About One Direction
HumorAs you can probably tell, I love 1D (just like about 99% of the female population of the Earth). So one night, namely last night at about 2 am, I had an epiphany. “Why not collect all the random facts about 1D and post them together for others to re...
