921. Interviewer: If you could be any piece of furniture, what would you be?
Harry: I’d be a bed. Because people have…fun times on me.
Louis: What, so you’d like to be involved, just by being there? You’d like to be used?
Harry:…Yeah.
922. Interviewer: What were your first impressions of the boys?
Harry: To be honest, we didn’t speak much. I knew Niall was loud though. I could hear him all the time at bootcamp.
923. At a CD signing-
One Direction Security Guard: I think you should make more eye contact with fans…
Niall: I would love to but you’re standing right in front of me!
924. Interviewer: Carrots or Nando’s?
Harry: Nando’s!!
925. Liam: Niall’s bum is like a time bomb!
926. Liam: Zayn has the most swag.
927. Louis: The nickname Boo Bear is so embarrassing, I hate it!
Harry: You do realize we’re going to call you Boo Bear now.
928. Liam: The coca-cola cans even have the little Christmas man on them.
Harry: You mean Santa?
Liam: Yeah Santa. (Liam is so adorable!)
929. Niall: Mashed potatoes, new baby potatoes, baked potatoes, roast potatoes…
Harry: POTATOES!
Liam: Vas happenin’ potatoes?
930. Zayn: Harry once told me that if I was a girl, I’d be first on his to do list.
931. Liam: We went to a farm and they offered us horses to ride. There were only 4 so Harry rode a cow.
932. Zayn: Party hard!
Niall: Yes, party time!
Louis: All day.
Zayn: All night! DJ Malik, DJ Malik!
933. Liam: We Love seeing Zayn sleep. He has this adorable face.
934. Zayn: For every girl who insults Niall and then come to see Louis, Harry, Liam, and me, I’m not going to call you a directioner.
935. Interviewer: So, five teenage boys in one house. Who washes the dishes?
Niall: The dishwasher.
936. Zayn: I was calling Harry once and he didn’t answer his phone. I found out later that he didn’t answer because he liked his ringtone.
937. Liam: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Niall: Because I ate it.
938. If Harry could change his name, he’d change it to Collin.
939. If Liam could change his name, he’d change it to Ian.
940. Liam: Nicki Minaj scares me as much as Paranormal Activity. (I love this one!)
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A Thousand Things About One Direction
HumorAs you can probably tell, I love 1D (just like about 99% of the female population of the Earth). So one night, namely last night at about 2 am, I had an epiphany. “Why not collect all the random facts about 1D and post them together for others to re...
