941. If Louis could change his name, he’d change it to Norris.
942. If Zayn could change his name, he’d change it to Joey,
943. If Niall could change his name, he’d change it to Michael Buble.
944. Niall: Zayn used to be my favorite in the band, until he stole my meal. Now, Harry’s my favorite.
945. Louis: Dude, I just saw you on TV!
Harry: Really? What channel?
Louis: On Animal Planet.
946. Harry: What would you do if I chased you around with a spoon?
Liam: Straighten your hair.
947. Louis: I always stare at Zayn while he is tweeting. Cause he always sticks his tongue out.
948. Interviewer: Are you a fan of Harry Potter?
Harry: Yeah, massive fan.
Louis: That’s why his name is Harry.
949. Louis: When I’m sad, I go to Harry’s bed. He’s like a handkerchief of tears and when you caress his curls, you feel better.
950. Intervierwer: Who is the laziest?
Harry & Liam: Zayn
951. Liam: Cookies & Milk all the way forward! It’s all I need, cookies & milk & all of you guys.
952. Zayn: When I was little, I had two cats, Lily and Lolo.
Harry: Not very original.
Niall: Your hamster was called Hamster…”
953. Interviewer: You have 10 seconds to win over my grandmum.
Harry: The way that you take your teeth out gets me overwhelmed.
954. Interviewer: Can you rap?
Niall: I can wrap a present…
955. Interviewer: Can you imagine Harry in a girl version?
Niall: He already looks like one.
Harry: *laughs*
Louis: An ugly one.
956. The best birthday present Zayn got was his Hulk boxers. (I don't quite believe this one...).
957. Harry: Age is just a number. Maturity is a choice.
958. Niall said he’d just give up if he was in the Hunger Games. He would get hungry too fast.
959. On Liam and Danielle’s first date, he didn’t kiss her. When she asked why, he said he didn’t want to take advantage.
960. Whenever the boys get mobbed, Zayn immediately looks for Niall as he knows how Niall is afraid of crowds.
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A Thousand Things About One Direction
HumorAs you can probably tell, I love 1D (just like about 99% of the female population of the Earth). So one night, namely last night at about 2 am, I had an epiphany. “Why not collect all the random facts about 1D and post them together for others to re...
