Y/n: "Sah dude, I'm sad af, and these opps on my dick for some shit I didn't do."
Chris bends the fabric of space to appear next to Y/n.
Chris: "Sup brah, I'm Chris. I'm barely even a side chard yet in this story, yet I'm still a fan favorite brah."
Y/n falls trough the ground and no clips into the living room.
Y/n: "The author doesn't want to reveal Arthur yet, let's go to school Chris."
Chris reforms from a puddle next to Y/n
Chris: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
Y/n grabs the back of Chris's head and slide cancels all the way to school.
Y/n: "Yo little brah, here's this bracelet from our dead mom brah. You better not lose it or I'll have to kill you brah."
Chris morphs into the ground.
Y/n: "First day of my new life brah, I hope nothing from my past confronts me."
Y/n rotates inside the school and holds his hands to either side of his face.
Y/n: "Is that my past!?!?!?!"
Kai'sa dances to Y/n.
Kai'sa: I'm tall mommy Kai'sa, and I am in love with you but I'll never tell you that because I have crippling abandonment issues."
Y/n hugs Kai'sa.
Y/n: "I missed you tall mommy, I have crippling depression."
Kai'sa levitates with Y/n.
Kai'sa: "Don't worry I'll make the pain go away."
Kai'sa and Y/n slide canceled into Ahri and Evelynn.
Ahri: "Hi Y/n I have a very serious eating disorder and also low key resent you for abandoning me as now I have an unquenchable thirst to be liked by everyone."
Evelynn lifts Ahri away.
Evelynn: "I love you but I'll never tell you because the author said no happy endings. Also, I will always put others in front of myself because I don't deserve nice things."
Y/n glitches trough the ground and teleports back to the group.
Y/n: There is no possible way that any of you will end up having serious heartbreak because of me.
Akali watches behind the lockers, slowly getting interested in Y/n.
Michael: "Hello~ I'm a notorious piece of shit. I have Ahri wrapped Around the tip of my cock, and I'm also going to ruin your life."
Y/n glitches trough Michael and drags him to the back rooms.
Y/n: I won't ever see Michael again.
3 kidnapping's , and multiple chapters of relationship building later.
Michael: "Ohoho I've got you beat now Y/n!"
Akali hugs Y/n.
Y/n: "I have my athletic, depressed, baddie that you have a crush on, so no, I win. "
Michael tries the kill Y/n.
Y/n: "Gun!"
Y/n shoots Michael and trots over his body.
Y/n: "I'll kill you and your family then defile your corpses because I'm actually on that real mafia shit."
David runs away like a pussy.
Y/n: "Money?"
Dorian t-poses trough a wall.
Y/n: Wuh oh, I'm having a heart attack.
Dies of death.
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The Greatest Noxian (Highschool K/DA x Male Reader)
Fanfiction"I am The Emperor." I stand tall at the head of the school. Sitting down on my leather throne. Calling all the shots on what goes and doesn't go. My name is Y/n, and this was from a time long forgotten. "I am Y/n." I've fought many battles, acqu...
