Chapter 17: Puck eats cat food!

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Cat food, beef jerky, monster energy drinks, and bean dip? I turned to Puck, "It's like you stopped by the gas station."

"Actually I did," he replied, fingers knotted in shoe laces, "that's what I usually eat anyway." he nodded towards the cheep gas station jerky.

"Haha Puck eats kitty food." said Harry eyeing the food.

"You have to go back and buy real food." I sighed as Niall tried to steal the cat food. I snatched it from him and traded it with beef jerky.

"Fine," Puck said, "I was just trying to get them man food." he said as he headed out the door.

"Man food." I scoffed looking at the cat food.

"I AM BACK!" Puck came through the library holding grocery bags.

I quickly took the bags and looked inside, animal crackers, fruit snacks, "How did you all of a sudden know what to bring?" I opened fruit snacks for Louis who was nibbling on beef jerky earlier.

"Well I asked some nerds for advice, but they just kept talking and talking about calories and nutrients or something, so I just made them buy the stuff for me!"

I sighed, "Well at least they got the right stuff." I paused, "Puck, do you know who Kevin is?"

He tilted his head. "Kevinnnn......?"

"Yea," I stepped closer to him, "Louis thinks there's a bird in here called Kevin."

Puck looked like he was about to burst into laughter, "It's not funny!" I whisper-yelled into his ear.

He let out a small chuckle, "Okay I'll go see what's up." he skipped over to the boy.

I gave graham crackers to the kids while nervously eying the two. I hope Puck doesn't make him cry.

"Ivory Ivory Ivory!" Niall ran up to me.

"Hey Niall." I said as I started making dinner. It's the fanciest dinner we ever ate, PB & J.

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Oka-"

"Guess what!" he asked excitedly biting his bottom lip.

"What."

"Chicken Butt!"

"Ha ha, that's really funny Niall." I said not paying attention to him at all.

"Wanna hear another one?" he smiled.

"Okay."

"Guess what!"

It's funny how some people say they LOVE kids, but those people never spent more than an hour with one. I looked down at Niall, "What."

"You're a vegetable!"

See what I mean?

"Those are funny jokes Niall." I said finishing the fourth sandwich. "Now, can you please tell everyone dinner is ready?"

"Okay!" he said running off.

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Sorry I didn't update.............

I've been distracted, by um *cough cough* Minecraft *cough* life.

Yep, distracted by life.

But I got my mojo now so I'll start the next chapter right after I post this!

Thanks for reading, hugs all around!

- Kurt

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