1. Ask WHY his hair looks like a chicken's ass
2. . When he says he thought I thought it looked like a ducks butt, tell him I change my mind, and then when he agrees, change my mind again.
3. Tell him the Uchiha symbol looks like a ping pong paddle
4. Sing "Sasuke and Naruto sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
5. If he protest show him the picture/poster I have of it X
6. When he tries to grab it yell, "FANGIRLS BEHIND YOU!" And when he turns around sprint away
7. Tell him someone is pregnant with his baby
8.When he says who, tell him it's Naruto and that I can't wait to be an aunt
9. then ask him if he's a Virgin
10. Dump Ramen on his head/ Blame Naruto, then go tell Naruto Sasuke promised to buy him all the ramen he could eat
11. Paint his house pink
12. Make a shirt that says "SasuNaru Forever!", where it ALL the time
13. Give him one too as a present
14. Ask him when he and Naruto get together
15.Try to Give Sasuke the talk
16. Tell Kakashi he needs "the talk" given to him
17. Tell GAI he needs "the talk" given to him
18. Steal Kakashi's book and blame Sasuke
19. Scream "OH MY GOD!" right when he's about to throw a kunai.
20. Keep saying, "Hey, Sasuke!" until he answers, then say "Nothing."
21. Dump a bucket on him when he uses his fire jutsu, yelling "FIRE!"
22. Keep doing random jutsu's on him and say you were just testing his reflexes.
23. Yell at him to shut up when he's not saying anything.
24. Replace his shampoo with pink dye and make all his clothes red
25. Claim he did that to be closer to Sakura
26. Draw whiskers on him when he's sleeping.
27. . Keep spraying him with water when he least expects it. (Spray him like you spray a cat)
28. Keep "pretending" to throw a shuriken/kunai at him saying you heard something behind him.
29. Point to a part of your face and keep telling him he's got something "rrriiiggghhht there, no there, no HERE, here damnit! I GIVE UP!" then storm off madly.
30. Say he's not special and you've also got the Sharingan, it's just that your wearing contacts.
31. Tell Naruto Nii-chan that Sasuke would treat him to Ramen
32. Tell Naruto Nii-chan that Sasuke doesn't believe it
33. Write Loser in Permant Marker on his forehead
34. Steal his tomatoes
35. Tie him up and beat the living hell out of the tomatos
36. Laugh hysterically while looking at him
37. When he ask, say "Nothing" Then wait a few minutes and then start laughing again
38. Coughs after anything he says
39. Steal all his food and replace it with sweets
40. Claim Narutos stronger then him
41. If he disagrees tell him, Sakuras stronger then him
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