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A/n: Ayoo, was super soo... I made this shit. Yes, as read above, it's a multi-ship chapter.
This chapter will contain the following ships!
Player x Captain (BIG y e s)
MrCheese x MrEgg (cuz yes) This one is platonic tho.
Dum x Gnome (y e s .)
I'm not used to this writing format (I hate using it, but... I'll make an exception just this once!)
Characters used here:
Veteran
Dum
Player
Captain
Stoner
Poopyfarts
Gnome
MrCheese
MrEgg
Gentleman
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This is gonna be a pretty long piece, gOd hElP mE-
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Veteran: *walking out of medbay after a super long nap* Damnn, I feel so energized. I wonder what the rest of the crew is doing...
Stoner: Oh, hey, bro, you're finally awake. *rolls eyes* I thought you'd never wake up.
Veteran: You wish. Where's everyone else?
Stoner: They're in the cafeteria, fighting about who ate the last cookie. *whispers* It was me by the way.
Veteran: . . .
Veteran: *walks into cafeteria but immediately regrets it when he sees the shit that's going down*
Player: YOU ATE THE LAST COOKIE, DIDN'T YOU, POOPYFARTS?!
Poopyfarts: *fart noises*
Captain: DUM, DID YOU EAT THE LAST PIECE OF SUGARY GOODNESS?!
Dum: No, I didn't! It was probably MrCheese, he ALWAYS steals the last cookie!
Gentleman: *watching MrCheese and MrEgg strangling each other* Gentlemen, this isn't the way to end a conflict!-
MrEgg: IT WASN'T ME, YOU ORANGE-HEADED IDIOT!
MrCheese: YEAH RIGHT MORON!
Veteran: Everyone, settle down-!
Gnome: JERK
Player: BITCH
Captain: FUDGE YOU, POOPYFARTS!
Poopyfarts: *angry fart noises*
Dum: LOSER
MrCheese: MORON
MrEgg: DUMBASS
Veteran: ALL OF YOU, I ATE THE LAST COOKIE, SO STFU!
Silence . . .
Dum: YOU DID WHAT?!
Player: VETERAN, HOW COULD YOU?!
Veteran: *rolls eyes* Get over it, guys. I just woke up. Anyway, why don't we do something fun instead of tearing each other to shreds? *motions towards MrCheese and MrEgg*
MrCheese: *shoves MrEgg away, causing the pink-suited bean to topple to the ground* Fine.
MrEgg: Ow.
YOU ARE READING
Among us Not-So-Logical One-Shots! (AUL)
Fanfiction~ Proudly one of the first AUL one-shot books on wattpad! !!REQUESTS NOW CLOSED!! A few things!~ No smut, ever! Innuendos, maybe! (Okay, fine, innuendos yes.) No sibling x sibling! Just-- please don't even ask. Dum will not be in any/ most of these...
