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I did one for Playcap, sooo... My Plateran besties deserve one for themselves too!
May get pretty dirty so... My innocent besties, please don't read!
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Captain: Ah, good morning Player!
Player: Good morning, Captain!
Veteran: *yawns* good morning, Play... any nice dreams you'd like to share?
Player: Actually, yes!
Player: Captain and you were both in it!
Captain: Oh? WHAT WAS IT ABOUT BESTIE?!
Player: So, basically, it was a wet dream about the three of us!
Veteran: ...WHAT?! PLAYER I-
Captain: Did we have a water balloon fight?!
Player: Yes! It was so fun! You both ended up getting super soaked!
Veteran: ...
Player: Vet, are you okay?
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Veteran: What a beautiful sunset... I love you so much Player...
Player: I love you too, Vet...
Veteran: Let's build a campfire! Whoever can get the most sticks in five minutes makes the other sleep outside tonight with NO bug spray
Player: Have fun sleeping outside!
Veteran: We'll see about that!
*five minutes later*
Veteran: *thinking* where the heck is Player, he should be back by now...
Player: VETERAN! GUESS WHAT!
Veteran: What?
Player: I HAVE A SUPER BIG DICK!
Veteran: AYO WHAT-
Player: ???
Veteran: *dark red* P-Player, what the f-
Player: What? All I said is I have a big stick- (a/n: what type tho bro JKJKJKJK)
Veteran: o h -
Player: HA! I GOT MORE THAN YOUUUUU
Player: LOOK WHO'S SLEEPING OUTSIDE TONIGHT!~~~
Veteran: ...
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Veteran: *hiding behind a pile of tablets* I'm gonna watch Player >:)
Player: Captain, Captain! I've got the perfect present for Veteran's birthday!
Captain: Ooh, what is it!?
Player: I need your help picking one out, though...
Veteran: *from behind tablets* omg, he's so sweet-- I wonder what he's getting me :O
Player: I'm getting him... *takes out his phone* One of these pussies!
Veteran: *fricken flops backward*
Player: Did you hear that?
Captain: *shakes head*
Player: Anyway, which one do you think he'll like?
Captain: The orange one! Say, I never knew Veteran was a cat person...
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A/n: Haha, I'm not fucking funny
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Among us Not-So-Logical One-Shots! (AUL)
Fanfiction~ Proudly one of the first AUL one-shot books on wattpad! !!REQUESTS NOW CLOSED!! A few things!~ No smut, ever! Innuendos, maybe! (Okay, fine, innuendos yes.) No sibling x sibling! Just-- please don't even ask. Dum will not be in any/ most of these...
