Reviews And Rants

Happy birthday Karan

Normally I don't dedicate any birthday post but this time I am dedicating for a person who has always voted for all my books and help me improve. A very very happy birthday trueathenian.

So let me start. You have to deduce who has wished you.

1.Haven't known you since long but it was enough to let me know you are not a nice Alien. You smoke. So here's a dustbin 🗑 for you.On this shubh awasar of your bday, throw away all your bad habits (specially weed 👀)!        P.S. You are a nice person but you do smoke weed. Throw it.    P.P.S. Don't laugh! I am serious! Throw away that weed!                    P.P.P.S. 👀 Not judging you but you are kid today. Throw away that weed

P.P.P.P.S. Okay okay...Happy Birthday Alien! (MUJE BOURNVILLE CHAIYE!) And Happy Birthday again Alien! (WEED PHEKO!) And phr se Khushi Bhara Happiest Birthday!  Go now! Party! Stop looking at your phone! (And throw that weed! And eat some Bournville!)
-Haven't you guessed who I am?
From TheLondonDreamer

Welcome with drumroll the second message.
Heyyo Karanji 😛
   The fellow Mumbaikar. We never actually had a conversation as such but would love to talk to u
You seem to be a great person to talk to. So I think we can be good friends.

Wish you a very happy birthday Karanji
Stay blessed. Be happy.
God bless you with Scarlet , weed, and all the happiness in this world.  And party chaiye aaj toh yaar
Lemme present a song for you
Karang de basanti rang de basanti 😂
Sorry for the lame thing 😂😂😂
So I'll end up here so cya n happy birthday once again.
From : shivani2323

3. The next message is from Ariba di aka _Elle_Reve
I hope this wonderful day will fill up your heart with joy and blessings. May your coming year surprise you with the happiness of smiles, the feeling of love and so on. I hope you will find plenty of sweet memories to cherish forever. Have a fantastic birthday, celebrate the happiness on every day of your life. Happy Birthday!!
And as far as I remember you are a fan of anime so here is a Death note cake for you 😂

4. The next message is from...I think you can surely guess this one after reading the message.
KARAAAN TUMHARA VOICE KITNA MAST HAI.

KARAAAN TUMHARA BUDDAY AAYA AAYA AAYA

HAPPIIEEE BUTTDAY ALIEN UNCLE BHAIYA.

ANOTHER 250 YEARSS TO GO!!! JEE LO APNI ZINDAGI!!

A BIG FAT THANKYU FOR EXISTING. AND I GUESS WHAT I BOUGHT FOR YOU ON YOUR BUTTDAY~

PIZZAAASSS AND CHOCO MUFFINS AND CHEEZY PANCAKES AND SPICY TACOS AND A BUNCH OF CHOCOLATES AND BURGERS AND ALUU FRIES AND A BIIIG CAKE WITH GEMS TOPPING AND--

Phew! That was a lot aye~

Eat them all😌

LOADS AND LOADS OF LOVE, MY DEAR ALIEN! LET US DESTROY THE EARTH AND SETTLE IN PLUTO🌚

HAAPPIIEEE BUURTHDAAAYY.
pizzayeol_ aka Sharu aunty didi

5. From your dearest sister, you would have guessed who is it.

Many more happy returns of the day Karannnnnn, My alien brother. Have a great day. Atleast don't forget to eat today. Celebrate, cause it's your day. But remember, no Weed, no Cocaine, no Cigarettes, no Furginian wine (I know you don't take these). Me is missing taking to you on the phone. And you have totally forgotten me. Me no likey :( Anyways, I shall be back soon to spam you everywhere. And you shouldn't mind that since I am your younger sister. Stay happy. Stay blessed. And explore new planets on your spaceship..
Willow_Avenue

6. This is from Blazey bhaiya, aka Tanmay
Many many happy returns of the day, Karan. May God bless you.
From -Blazephoenix

7.This is from my good friend and a banter member.
Happy Birthday dear :)
Have a great birthday! Eat a lot and stay happy and blessed :D
Many many happy returns of the day❤
From mistytic

8. This is from someone who holds the most special place in my heart. You would have deduced that
My first or nearly my only brother on wattpad... I could think of gifting you a wine but I am against alcohol and you are obsessed about wine....let life take you to big heights. I wanted to say that,  "Live life to fullest and make everyone surrounding you happy. Even if it meant hurting you a bit." Happy birthday bro
From yagappar

9.Dear Karan,

Ah! I hate saying this to people that I don't know them much. But I know SOME things about you.
1) You're a very good writer.
2) You're a even better in photography.
3) You're amazing friend.

Is there something you can't do? :p
Okay, don't answer that!

Happy birthday! Very HapPy Crazy Stupid thrilling funny BIRTHDAY!!!

HAVE FUN!  STAY BLESSED!
Shivani Trivedi

10. Last but not the least, you can guess this one by the greeting.
Dear Dhaniya
Wishing you a happy birthday from my side. It has been a year since we have met and I can surely say that you are one of the most decent yet weird person I have ever met. Kabhi nahi socha tha ki main koi pen friend ko itna trust karungi par tumhe kiya and I am glad that I did. Teri aur meri group par pagalpanti, humari ek ek ghante lambi phone calls(jisse meri mom dukhi ho chuki thi), humari chats jise padh kar ab bhi hansi aati hai, humari ladai jisme hum ek doosre ke saath block block khelte hain, nahi bhulungi main jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan(filmy ho gaya I know). I hope tujhe apna birthday yaad rahe iss baar, nahi raha to ek flying chappal tere muh par meri taraf se. And meri gaaliyon ko literally na liya kar, saari mazak me hoti hai. Wish you all the good luck, may you get a girl as beautiful as Scarlett Johansson.
From sweetimagica

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