Cinder, Wolf, Cress, and Iko

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ScarletIs...Bae?IDK: Cinder? Do you have the information?

Mechanic: Right here, sir-WHAT is that USERNAME?

ScarletIs...Bae?IDK: I just... don't want to be too forward. So if Scarlet ever saw my username, she wouldn't be freaked out.

Mechanic: Yeah. Um. Ok. Well, you can change that username now, because... I have great news! She says she likes you!

ScarletIs...Bae?IDK: Really?

Mechanic: Yes! So, um, you know, now you have to pay me back.

ScarletIs...Bae?IDK: Urgh... What do you want?

Mechanic: Okay, play Truth or Dare with-

ScarletIs...Bae?IDK: Why Truth or Dare?

Mechanic: Because-I- I don't know, it's just a really simple game and-Yeah, that's all.

ScarletIs...Bae?IDK: That's the spirit... Now, what do you want?

Mechanic: Ask Kai who he likes. And, then report to me.

ScarletIs...Bae?IDK: Don't worry. I'll take better notes than you did when you reported on Scarlet-hey, speaking of Scarlet...

ScarletIs...Bae?IDK has changed his username.

WolfMan: My new username!!!

Mechanic: *facepalm* Oh, why do I try? Why, why why?

WolfMan: Isn't it great!?

Mechanic: ANyways... Can you get going already?

WolfMan: Okay. By the way, if he gives me extra information, I require a higher fee.

Mechanic: WHAT? This is supposed to be free!

WolfMan: Not entirely. A WOLF always FIGHTS for the ALPHA WAY.

Mechanic: But you're not a WOLF. You're a wolf MAN.

WolfMan: CAUGHT.

Mechanic: Now, shoo!!

WolfMan: Okay, okay, calm DOWN!

WolfMan has logged out of the comm.

IKO: Hey, Cinder!

Mechanic: OH. MY. GOSH. NOT. HER.

IKO: How ya doin'?

Mechanic: I-er-greaatt... Um...

IKO: Great! Cupcakes, unicorns, and rainbows! LALALALALALA!!!!

Mechanic: Are you trying to trap me or something?

IKO: WHAT? Not ME! You must be speaking of the BIG, BAD, EVIL, THORNE! Also, rumor has it that IKO is an AMAZING singer! They said it, not ME!

Mechanic: Um. I'm feeling realllllly uneasy.

IKO: How-do-you- argh! CRESSSS!!!

EvillyHacking: Yes?

IKO: STOP HER FROM LOGGING OUT!!!

EvillyHacking: But-why? Wouldn't that be mean?

IKO: Do you THINK*breathes hard* that the greaat IKO cares about that? Now, get to work!!

EvillyHacking: Yes, ma'am!

Logging out has been prohibited for this comm. Please try some other time.

Mechanic: UGH!

IKO: Now, shall we begin the IKO-fest?

EvillyHacking: I can't watch! Um.. bye!

EvillyHacking has logged out.

IKO: WAIT! Cresss! If you leave, then we can't log out EVER!

Mechanic: AND... she's gone. Iko, can't you see what ignorance does?

IKO: URGH!!!

IKO just updated profile: "Stuck in a comm with :Mechanic! Anyone a hacker? SOS"

Mechanic: VEERRRY effective.

IKO: I know right?





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