Lunar Chronicles Comms

Cinder, Kai, and Thorne

Mechanic: Kai?

KaiWasKidnapped: Um. Yes?

HandsomeHero: An awkward silence, as Cinder and Kai both wonder who will confess first. The strange events of yesterday leave them both wondering: Who will make the first move?

Mechanic: WHAT are you TALKING about?

KaiWasKidnapped: He's commentating. Duh. That's what Thorne's good at.

Mechanic: I'll leave that observation to you.

HandsomeHero: ANyways.... What I wanted to say to you guys is... Thornes, anyone?

Mechanic: That's, uh-very kind... But I think I'll pass.

KaiWasKidnapped: How much?

HandsomeHero: Free, if you do me a favor.

KaiWasKidnapped: Say it.

HandsomeHero: I'm kind of in my pranking phase right now.

KaiWasKidnapped: Well, how interesting. So am I.

HandsomeHero: I figured. So I want you to be my sidekick. You know, help me do the work.

KaiWasKidnapped: Gladly.

HandsomeHero: Alright then... How about you, Mechanic? Are you sure you don't want any?

Mechanic: Want creepy Thorne clones when I have the real, live, annoying thing right here? Why would I WANT to?

HandsomeHero: Well, how offensive.

KaiWasKidnapped: Don't worry, Thorne. Cinder doesn't understand the complex world of... awesome. It's just not in her blood.

HandsomeHero: Yeah, it must be because her bloodstream has been tampered with so much. OH! Cyborg joke, am I right?

Mechanic: O.M.G. DID YOU JUST SAY THAT?!

KaiWasKidnapped: Thorne, that was NOT cool.

HandsomeHero: Hey, Kai, my MAN. Aren't you gonna back me up on this?

KaiWasKidnapped: *sniffs disdainfully* I don't think so. You don't get away with insulting my—er. Never mind.

Mechanic: What were you going to say?

HandsomeHero: He was GOING to say GIRLfriend.

KaiWasKidnapped: I was NOT! I was going to say friend. But then... um.. I-deleted it? Because I-urggh.. just didn't like how the sentence turned out?

HandsomeHero: He's LY-ing!!!!!!! *triumphant music*

Mechanic: Okay, cut. Kai, admit it. What were you going to say?

KaiWasKidnapped: I was going to say....I was going to say...

Mechanic: Yes?

HandsomeHero: Go on..

KaiWasKidnapped: I was going to say...

Mechanic: Spit it out!

HandsomeHero: Yeah, don't be a chicken.

KaiWasKidnapped: I was going to say...

Mechanic: JUST SAY IT.

HandsomeHero: Yeah. Go ahead.

KaiWasKidnapped: THAT YOU SHOULD BOTH BE QUIET AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

KaiWasKidnapped has logged out of the comm.

Mechanic: Oooppsss.... Do you think we were a bit too..hard.. on him?

HandsomeHero: Yeah. Maybe...just a little.