Kai, Scarlet, Wolf

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KaiWasKidnapped: So apparently I'm stupid.

Scarlet:... Yes?

KaiWasKidnapped: Does that idea not sound outrageous to you?

WolfMan: Well... if you think about it... but I mean, I'm too tired to think about it right now... I want tomatoes. No, I NEED tomatoes.

Scarlet: 'sup.

WolfMan: 'Sup, Tomato Woman. *nods*

KaiWasKidnapped: Oh, let me GUESS. Wolf's Tomatoe Man.

WolfMan: Actually, no.

KaiWasKidnapped: Whew. GOOD. That's most ridiculous nickname in the world...

WolfMan: I'm Tomato Man.

Scarlet: Learn to spell, Emperor. I thought you received the highest education.

KaiWasKidnapped: Hey!

KaiWasKidnapped: So... am I stupid?

Scarlet: Well, I don't know. Are you?

KaiWasKidnapped: No!

Scarlet: Yep, he definitely isn't very bright.

KaiWasKidnapped: Hey!

KaiWasKidnapped: You just called me dumb because I said I wasn't... How is that fair?

WolfMan: Yeah, Tomato Woman, now that I think about it... but I'm too tired to think about it. Gimme some tomatoes..

KaiWasKidnapped: I'M STUCK WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!

WolfMan: Scarlet, does he mean his brain cells?

Scarlet: OBVIously..


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Haha... I feel really bad for Kai now...

He's picked on so much...

But hey... He should have figured out Selene's identity faster. His fault.

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