KaiWasKidnapped: So apparently I'm stupid.
Scarlet:... Yes?
KaiWasKidnapped: Does that idea not sound outrageous to you?
WolfMan: Well... if you think about it... but I mean, I'm too tired to think about it right now... I want tomatoes. No, I NEED tomatoes.
Scarlet: 'sup.
WolfMan: 'Sup, Tomato Woman. *nods*
KaiWasKidnapped: Oh, let me GUESS. Wolf's Tomatoe Man.
WolfMan: Actually, no.
KaiWasKidnapped: Whew. GOOD. That's most ridiculous nickname in the world...
WolfMan: I'm Tomato Man.
Scarlet: Learn to spell, Emperor. I thought you received the highest education.
KaiWasKidnapped: Hey!
KaiWasKidnapped: So... am I stupid?
Scarlet: Well, I don't know. Are you?
KaiWasKidnapped: No!
Scarlet: Yep, he definitely isn't very bright.
KaiWasKidnapped: Hey!
KaiWasKidnapped: You just called me dumb because I said I wasn't... How is that fair?
WolfMan: Yeah, Tomato Woman, now that I think about it... but I'm too tired to think about it. Gimme some tomatoes..
KaiWasKidnapped: I'M STUCK WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!
WolfMan: Scarlet, does he mean his brain cells?
Scarlet: OBVIously..
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Haha... I feel really bad for Kai now...
He's picked on so much...
But hey... He should have figured out Selene's identity faster. His fault.
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